Federal Judge Blocks Deportation Of Terrorist's Family, Orders Jews Lit Back On Fire

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Federal Judge Blocks Deportation Of Terrorist's Family, Orders Jews Lit Back On Fire​

Crime·Jun 4, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

BOULDER, CO — Federal Judge Gordon Gallagher issued an emergency ruling blocking the deportation of the terrorist Mohamed Soliman and ordering the Jewish people he burned to be set back on fire.

The ruling will require the elderly Jewish people recently released from burn wards to be gathered back together for Molotov cocktails to be chucked at them until all of them are once again ablaze.

"Soliman and his family have done nothing but stay here illegally and light Jews on fire. There is simply no cause for the Trump administration to seek their deportation," stated Gallagher in his ruling. "Furthermore, the government has no right to put out the flames set by Soliman that were burning Holocaust survivors alive. Such action is tantamount to burning an immigrant's hopes and dreams. Therefore, the Jews in question must be set back on fire, preferably with Soliman's homemade flamethrower contraption or with Molotovs, post haste."

At publishing time, David French had stopped by to explain to the again-burning Jewish people why Trump's deportations were so cruel.

 

[Rambunctious]

Judicial tyranny taking place.... Congress or the Supreme court must put a stop to this...

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

Federal Judge Blocks Deportation Of Terrorist's Family, Orders Jews Lit Back On Fire​

Crime·Jun 4, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

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BOULDER, CO — Federal Judge Gordon Gallagher issued an emergency ruling blocking the deportation of the terrorist Mohamed Soliman and ordering the Jewish people he burned to be set back on fire.

The ruling will require the elderly Jewish people recently released from burn wards to be gathered back together for Molotov cocktails to be chucked at them until all of them are once again ablaze.

"Soliman and his family have done nothing but stay here illegally and light Jews on fire. There is simply no cause for the Trump administration to seek their deportation," stated Gallagher in his ruling. "Furthermore, the government has no right to put out the flames set by Soliman that were burning Holocaust survivors alive. Such action is tantamount to burning an immigrant's hopes and dreams. Therefore, the Jews in question must be set back on fire, preferably with Soliman's homemade flamethrower contraption or with Molotovs, post haste."

At publishing time, David French had stopped by to explain to the again-burning Jewish people why Trump's deportations were so cruel.

Due....process....
I guess you members of Alt-Right Nation really don't believe in any law and order....so stop the BS...and just own the NAZI in you.

 

[mudwhistle]

Nobody's this ugly.

Just look at this guy......his parents must have fed him with a slingshot when he was a baby.

This has to be AI.

 

[excalibur]

Due....process....
I guess you members of Alt-Right Nation really don't believe in any law and order....so stop the BS...and just own the NAZI in you.

They are here illegally.

I hope they had already been removed when this jackass in a dirty black robe made his 'ruling'.

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

They are here illegally.

I hope they had already been removed when this jackass in a dirty black robe made his 'ruling'.

Due process...deal with it.

 

[excalibur]

Due process...deal with it.

BS

Congress passed a law years ago allowing fast track removals.

 

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[toobfreak]

I guess you members of Alt-Right Nation really don't believe in any law and order....

Actually Jack, if you were a US citizen who knew anything about law, you'd know that due process for a non-citizen here illegally is different than for a real US citizen.

But thanks for asking, too bad you are about four years too late. I noted your absolute silence while 1600 American citizens were denied due process for years and you cheered it on.

 

[toobfreak]

BS
Congress passed a law years ago allowing fast track removals.

Either way, I fail to see how immigration and border protection falls under the purview of some crocked Colorado district judge.