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While out for dinner recently, I was having a friendly conversation with my dining companion. I informed this individual that my brother and I may take a trip to do some Alligator Gar fishing this summer. The following exchange took place in the matter of about maybe five seconds.
Companion: What do you do with the ones you catch?
Me: Well, my brother and his family throw them back.
Companion: What? You don't keep them? Why?
Me: We...
Companion: Does anybody keep them? Why, do they taste bad?
Me: I don't...
Companion: Is it illegal?
Me: I...
Companion: Why? Are they endangered?
Me: ??? I have to go the bathroom. I will be right back.
I went to the bathroom, came back and then calmly explained that:
1. I have no idea why my brother and his family do not keep the Alligator Gar.
2. I have no idea if anyone else keeps them or eats them or how they taste.
3. I don't think it is illegal to keep them, except I am not certain of that.
4. I don't think they are endangered, except I am not certain of that either.
Companion: What do you do with the ones you catch?
Me: Well, my brother and his family throw them back.
Companion: What? You don't keep them? Why?
Me: We...
Companion: Does anybody keep them? Why, do they taste bad?
Me: I don't...
Companion: Is it illegal?
Me: I...
Companion: Why? Are they endangered?
Me: ??? I have to go the bathroom. I will be right back.
I went to the bathroom, came back and then calmly explained that:
1. I have no idea why my brother and his family do not keep the Alligator Gar.
2. I have no idea if anyone else keeps them or eats them or how they taste.
3. I don't think it is illegal to keep them, except I am not certain of that.
4. I don't think they are endangered, except I am not certain of that either.