Democrats Warn That Ban On Islamic Immigration May Delay Global Intifada

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Democrats Warn That Ban On Islamic Immigration May Delay Global Intifada​

Democrats Warn That Ban On Islamic Immigration May Delay Global Intifada

WASHINGTON, D.C. — An executive order banning immigration from several Muslim-majority countries compelled Democratic lawmakers to voice concerns that this may delay the global intifada.

babylonbee.com

15 Dec 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — An executive order banning immigration from several Muslim-majority countries compelled Democratic lawmakers to voice concerns that this may delay the global intifada.
"It is the right of every American to endorse global intifada and murder Jews," Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer said, in light of the executive order. "President Trump, in this authoritarian executive order, has proven himself anti-American by limiting the freedom of Americans and immigrants to engage in and call for Palestinian violence."
According to sources, the global intifada is an international call for violence against Jews, Zionists, infidels, and the entire Western world.
Trump responded to Democrats simply. "Yes, it's by design," Trump said. "I have a no intifada policy. It's bad news, folks. Nobody wants intifada, it's terrible. No one likes it. Except for Ilhan Omar, who is garbage and needs to be sent back to Somalia, where she belongs."
Representative Ilhan Omar, herself responsible for a localized intifada in Minnesota, called Trump's objection to being murdered disgraceful. "Not wanting global violence is racist," she said. "I'm so embarrassed to be in this country."
At publishing time, a group of international terrorists were sadly turned away from their flight headed to New York, forcing them to delay mass murder to next year.


Commentary:
Despite my blood pressure medication, after reading this my BP has gone haywire.
In my view, within 11 months of his second presidency, Trump has thwarted and delayed both Global Warming and Global Intifada.

 

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And he's also triggered the Democrats into an hysterical Islamofascist meltdown it seems. Mother of god

 

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Democrats Warn That Ban On Islamic Immigration May Delay Global Intifada​

Democrats Warn That Ban On Islamic Immigration May Delay Global Intifada

WASHINGTON, D.C. — An executive order banning immigration from several Muslim-majority countries compelled Democratic lawmakers to voice concerns that this may delay the global intifada.

babylonbee.com

15 Dec 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — An executive order banning immigration from several Muslim-majority countries compelled Democratic lawmakers to voice concerns that this may delay the global intifada.
"It is the right of every American to endorse global intifada and murder Jews," Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer said, in light of the executive order. "President Trump, in this authoritarian executive order, has proven himself anti-American by limiting the freedom of Americans and immigrants to engage in and call for Palestinian violence."
According to sources, the global intifada is an international call for violence against Jews, Zionists, infidels, and the entire Western world.
Trump responded to Democrats simply. "Yes, it's by design," Trump said. "I have a no intifada policy. It's bad news, folks. Nobody wants intifada, it's terrible. No one likes it. Except for Ilhan Omar, who is garbage and needs to be sent back to Somalia, where she belongs."
Representative Ilhan Omar, herself responsible for a localized intifada in Minnesota, called Trump's objection to being murdered disgraceful. "Not wanting global violence is racist," she said. "I'm so embarrassed to be in this country."
At publishing time, a group of international terrorists were sadly turned away from their flight headed to New York, forcing them to delay mass murder to next year.


Commentary:
Despite my blood pressure medication, after reading this my BP has gone haywire.
In my view, within 11 months of his second presidency, Trump has thwarted and delayed both Global Warming and Global Intifada.

LOL, this is equal to the UK sitting back while the vikings just plunder without even trying to fight

here, take our stuff, our women, it's free

 

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