Democrats get all their ideas from - The Babylon Bee!

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I wants me some buckwheat flapjacks, smothered in honey and Aunt Jemima syrup, covered in cracked crackerjack on a bed on spicy brown Uncle Ben rice! Mmmmm. Mmmm.

Did I say Buckwheat? Was that Otay of me? Or was I being too racist?

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And if we've made so much progress over the past 100 years, then why were the races both a lot happier together a century ago than now?

Must be all them liberale ideas puttin' in them heads!

Otay?
 
I wants me some buckwheat flapjacks, smothered in honey and Aunt Jemima syrup, covered in cracked crackerjack on a bed on spicy brown Uncle Ben rice! Mmmmm. Mmmm.

Did I say Buckwheat? Was that Otay of me? Or was I being too racist?

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And if we've made so much progress over the past 100 years, then why were the races both a lot happier together a century ago than now?

Must be all them liberale ideas puttin' in them heads!

Otay?
Eat some Caucasian jacks instead, racist!
 
I wants me some buckwheat flapjacks, smothered in honey and Aunt Jemima syrup, covered in cracked crackerjack on a bed on spicy brown Uncle Ben rice! Mmmmm. Mmmm.

Did I say Buckwheat? Was that Otay of me? Or was I being too racist?

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And if we've made so much progress over the past 100 years, then why were the races both a lot happier together a century ago than now?

Must be all them liberale ideas puttin' in them heads!

Otay?
Eat some Caucasian jacks instead, racist!
I'm not a sexist heterophobe. I prefer to eat me some Cracker Jill. Munch Munch Munch and lap up the juice.

But at least I wash it down with some Uncle Ben Chocolate milk.
 
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