Democrats claim to have found original autopen that was used to sign the Constitution

[Votto]

Democrats are claiming that in a recent excavation at a historic...........um.............Founding Fathers place, Archaeologists have found the original autopen that signed the Constitution for all the Founding Fathers.

"I'm pleased to announce the discovery of the autopen used to sign the Constitution seen above", said Nancy Pelosi. "This proves once and for all that all of the Executive Orders and pardons Joe Biden signed by autopen are just as legit and should not be discarded as some prominent Republicans are suggesting today."

"But it looks awfully modern to have been used in the 1700's," said one reporter.

"We have 100 Federal judges that have verified its authenticity, so enough questions cuz to question a federal judge is against the Constitution and the Bible. Now run along and write something horrific about Orange man like a good Legacy media reporter we all know you are."

 

[Moonglow]

Don't quit yer day job to be a commodian(always flushing off at the mouth).

 

[Votto]

Don't quit yer day job.

This is my day job

 

[Moonglow]

This is my day job

Too late Musk said, bye.

 

[Votto]

Too late Musk said, bye.

No, no, I don't work for the government, I have a real job.

 

[Moonglow]

No, no, I don't work for the government, I have a real job.

Being president of the US is a worthless job.

 

[1srelluc]

Jefferson's polygraph machine.