Dear Donald . . .

[toobfreak]

Dear Donald, for Christmas please fill America's stocking with LOTS more:

• Harpoon missiles
• Hellfire missiles
• Griffin missiles
• ARRW missiles
• Maverick missiles
• SLAM-ER missiles
• ALCM missiles
• AARGM missiles
• AMRAAM missiles
• Sidewinder missiles
• B61 missiles
• TOW missiles
• SFW missiles
• PAW missiles
• ESSM missiles
• All GBU bombs
• Minuteman missiles
• ATACMS missiles
• Patriot missiles
• MK torpedoes
• RAM missiles
• Seasparrow missiles
• SM missiles
• Tomahawk missiles
• and Trident missiles

Thank you. Add to that anything else you might think we need like jets, bombers, aircraft carriers, tanks, subs, what have you. We need to be armed to the teeth and ready for bear. Please feel free to cut all unnecessary spending needed such as condoms for Africans, art lessons for Ukrainians, and diversity training for Afghanis.

 

[presonorek]

Dear Donald, for Christmas please fill America's stocking with LOTS more:

• Harpoon missiles
• Hellfire missiles
• Griffin missiles
• ARRW missiles
• Maverick missiles
• SLAM-ER missiles
• ALCM missiles
• AARGM missiles
• AMRAAM missiles
• Sidewinder missiles
• B61 missiles
• TOW missiles
• SFW missiles
• PAW missiles
• ESSM missiles
• All GBU bombs
• Minuteman missiles
• ATACMS missiles
• Patriot missiles
• MK torpedoes
• RAM missiles
• Seasparrow missiles
• SM missiles
• Tomahawk missiles
• and Trident missiles

Thank you. Add to that anything else you might think we need like jets, bombers, aircraft carriers, tanks, subs, what have you. We need to be armed to the teeth and ready for bear. Please feel free to cut all unnecessary spending needed such as condoms for Africans, art lessons for Ukrainians, and diversity training for Afghanis.

Dear toobfreak,

Ho ho ho... oh no.

I’ve been reading letters for centuries, but yours is quite the list! I must admit, it gave the elves a bit of a fright. Stockings are usually filled with candy canes, not cruise missiles.

Now, I understand wanting to feel safe—but Santa’s workshop doesn’t manufacture weapons. We specialize in toys, books, warm socks, and the occasional miracle. We don’t deal in destruction, and I’ll let you in on a secret: peace and goodwill aren’t delivered through warheads.

As for cutting support to those in need—well, that’s not very Christmasy, is it? I suggest we start with gifts like empathy, compassion, and maybe a little global perspective. Those go a long way.

Instead of an arms race, how about a kindness race? Instead of preparing for war, let’s prepare for understanding. The world has enough firepower. What it really needs is more humanity.

Wishing you warmth and wisdom this holiday season,
Santa Claus

P.S. After I responded to your letter, I realized your letter was addressed to Donald Duck. Since I took the time to write it all out for you I figured I'd send it anyways.

 

[Oddball]

Dear Donald, for Christmas please fill America's stocking with LOTS more:

• Harpoon missiles
• Hellfire missiles
• Griffin missiles
• ARRW missiles
• Maverick missiles
• SLAM-ER missiles
• ALCM missiles
• AARGM missiles
• AMRAAM missiles
• Sidewinder missiles
• B61 missiles
• TOW missiles
• SFW missiles
• PAW missiles
• ESSM missiles
• All GBU bombs
• Minuteman missiles
• ATACMS missiles
• Patriot missiles
• MK torpedoes
• RAM missiles
• Seasparrow missiles
• SM missiles
• Tomahawk missiles
• and Trident missiles

Thank you. Add to that anything else you might think we need like jets, bombers, aircraft carriers, tanks, subs, what have you. We need to be armed to the teeth and ready for bear. Please feel free to cut all unnecessary spending needed such as condoms for Africans, art lessons for Ukrainians, and diversity training for Afghanis.

Meh....Submit a spec for a fresh fleet of A-10s.

 

[Sunni Man]

Dear Donald, for Christmas please fill America's stocking with LOTS more:

• Harpoon missiles
• Hellfire missiles
• Griffin missiles
• ARRW missiles
• Maverick missiles
• SLAM-ER missiles
• ALCM missiles
• AARGM missiles
• AMRAAM missiles
• Sidewinder missiles
• B61 missiles
• TOW missiles
• SFW missiles
• PAW missiles
• ESSM missiles
• All GBU bombs
• Minuteman missiles
• ATACMS missiles
• Patriot missiles
• MK torpedoes
• RAM missiles
• Seasparrow missiles
• SM missiles
• Tomahawk missiles
• and Trident missiles

Thank you. Add to that anything else you might think we need like jets, bombers, aircraft carriers, tanks, subs, what have you. We need to be armed to the teeth and ready for bear. Please feel free to cut all unnecessary spending needed such as condoms for Africans, art lessons for Ukrainians, and diversity training for Afghanis.

Typical lefty liberal loon.
Wanting Free stuff with money we don't have to pay for it, ....

 

[Mr Natural]

**** the deficit!

What we need is more bombs!

 

[Failzero]

Dear Donald, for Christmas please fill America's stocking with LOTS more:

• Harpoon missiles
• Hellfire missiles
• Griffin missiles
• ARRW missiles
• Maverick missiles
• SLAM-ER missiles
• ALCM missiles
• AARGM missiles
• AMRAAM missiles
• Sidewinder missiles
• B61 missiles
• TOW missiles
• SFW missiles
• PAW missiles
• ESSM missiles
• All GBU bombs
• Minuteman missiles
• ATACMS missiles
• Patriot missiles
• MK torpedoes
• RAM missiles
• Seasparrow missiles
• SM missiles
• Tomahawk missiles
• and Trident missiles

Thank you. Add to that anything else you might think we need like jets, bombers, aircraft carriers, tanks, subs, what have you. We need to be armed to the teeth and ready for bear. Please feel free to cut all unnecessary spending needed such as condoms for Africans, art lessons for Ukrainians, and diversity training for Afghanis.

All covered in spades in BBB

 

[toobfreak]

Typical lefty liberal loon.

I almost laughed at your thinking I was a Lefty.

Wanting Free stuff with money we don't have to pay for it,

You slip a cog wheel, there, Sunni? Free stuff? I pay for all of this stuff, none of it is free, it is all paid for out of my back pocket, but in Trump's case, I don't mind.

I meant to say in my letter above that I think Donald should contact all the companies from Boeing, to Raytheon, General Electric, on down the line to STEP UP PRODUCTION and expand manufacturing capability to restock all the stuff we are low on to the max ASAP.

 

[toobfreak]

**** the deficit!
What we need is more bombs!

You didn't read my letter. We can easily pay for all of this stuff by simply implementing the DOGE cuts.

 

[justoffal]

Dear Donald, for Christmas please fill America's stocking with LOTS more:

• Harpoon missiles
• Hellfire missiles
• Griffin missiles
• ARRW missiles
• Maverick missiles
• SLAM-ER missiles
• ALCM missiles
• AARGM missiles
• AMRAAM missiles
• Sidewinder missiles
• B61 missiles
• TOW missiles
• SFW missiles
• PAW missiles
• ESSM missiles
• All GBU bombs
• Minuteman missiles
• ATACMS missiles
• Patriot missiles
• MK torpedoes
• RAM missiles
• Seasparrow missiles
• SM missiles
• Tomahawk missiles
• and Trident missiles

Thank you. Add to that anything else you might think we need like jets, bombers, aircraft carriers, tanks, subs, what have you. We need to be armed to the teeth and ready for bear. Please feel free to cut all unnecessary spending needed such as condoms for Africans, art lessons for Ukrainians, and diversity training for Afghanis.

Damn ....dat be one great big heavy duty stocking buddy!

 

[toobfreak]

Damn ....dat be one great big heavy duty stocking buddy!

Just don't drop it on your foot.

 

[justoffal]

Just don't drop it on your foot.

Bwahahaha

 

[ThisIsMe]

Dear Donald, for Christmas please fill America's stocking with LOTS more:

• Harpoon missiles
• Hellfire missiles
• Griffin missiles
• ARRW missiles
• Maverick missiles
• SLAM-ER missiles
• ALCM missiles
• AARGM missiles
• AMRAAM missiles
• Sidewinder missiles
• B61 missiles
• TOW missiles
• SFW missiles
• PAW missiles
• ESSM missiles
• All GBU bombs
• Minuteman missiles
• ATACMS missiles
• Patriot missiles
• MK torpedoes
• RAM missiles
• Seasparrow missiles
• SM missiles
• Tomahawk missiles
• and Trident missiles

Thank you. Add to that anything else you might think we need like jets, bombers, aircraft carriers, tanks, subs, what have you. We need to be armed to the teeth and ready for bear. Please feel free to cut all unnecessary spending needed such as condoms for Africans, art lessons for Ukrainians, and diversity training for Afghanis.

and a partridge in a peeeeaaarr treeeeeee