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I guess one can say that DEI strikes again. So, Red Lobster D_I_E.
How many more such stories will there be?
Red Lobster’s bankrupt and closing. And for the first time ever, the media’s incessant “but how does this affect black people” articles are actually relevant.
Red Lobster founder Bill Darden knew from the get-go that his deep-fried-fish joint would appeal to blacks who wanted “upscale” soul food. A Red Lobster server in Beachwood, Ohio—87 percent white, 9 percent black—told MadameNoire in 2011, “Ninety percent of guests are black.”
Many of Red Lobster’s CEOs were black, including its final one, Horace Dawson (who grew up in Nigeria and Liberia, so you know he’s competent). Previously general counsel of Hard Rock, Dawson helped negotiate the 2006 sale of Hard Rock to the Seminole Tribe for $965 million, which within a week was blown on booze and smallpox blankets (hey, they’re surprisingly comfortable).
Dawson’s stated goal for Red Lobster? “Adding more minorities and women to top executive posts.”
How’d that work out?
Still, that alone didn’t kill the chain.
What did? Dawson’s “endless shrimp” idea (hatched when he was executive VP but essentially running the company as the CEO position was vacant). That brilliant plan gave Red Lobster an $11 million loss each quarter in 2023.
Worse still, servers told Slate that customers would sit there all night eating plate after plate of shrimp and wouldn’t tip (one server describes a guy pounding down 30 orders, then stiffing her). A black Medium author even bragged about eating $122 in food, giving the waitress $150, demanding $27 in change, keeping it, then calling the police when she didn’t get biscuits.
Along with not tipping, customers would battle staff over the basic rules of all all-you-can-eat joints—no sharing, no take-home.
So in the end, what killed Red Lobster?
To phrase it like the no-nonsense grandma of a black diner, “You ignorant-ass greedy niggaz dun eated too much shrimp.”
BLM is currently protesting Red Lobster closures…and no, that’s not a joke.
“No crustaceans, no peace.”
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How many more such stories will there be?
Red Lobster’s bankrupt and closing. And for the first time ever, the media’s incessant “but how does this affect black people” articles are actually relevant.
Red Lobster founder Bill Darden knew from the get-go that his deep-fried-fish joint would appeal to blacks who wanted “upscale” soul food. A Red Lobster server in Beachwood, Ohio—87 percent white, 9 percent black—told MadameNoire in 2011, “Ninety percent of guests are black.”
Many of Red Lobster’s CEOs were black, including its final one, Horace Dawson (who grew up in Nigeria and Liberia, so you know he’s competent). Previously general counsel of Hard Rock, Dawson helped negotiate the 2006 sale of Hard Rock to the Seminole Tribe for $965 million, which within a week was blown on booze and smallpox blankets (hey, they’re surprisingly comfortable).
Dawson’s stated goal for Red Lobster? “Adding more minorities and women to top executive posts.”
How’d that work out?
Still, that alone didn’t kill the chain.
What did? Dawson’s “endless shrimp” idea (hatched when he was executive VP but essentially running the company as the CEO position was vacant). That brilliant plan gave Red Lobster an $11 million loss each quarter in 2023.
Worse still, servers told Slate that customers would sit there all night eating plate after plate of shrimp and wouldn’t tip (one server describes a guy pounding down 30 orders, then stiffing her). A black Medium author even bragged about eating $122 in food, giving the waitress $150, demanding $27 in change, keeping it, then calling the police when she didn’t get biscuits.
Along with not tipping, customers would battle staff over the basic rules of all all-you-can-eat joints—no sharing, no take-home.
So in the end, what killed Red Lobster?
To phrase it like the no-nonsense grandma of a black diner, “You ignorant-ass greedy niggaz dun eated too much shrimp.”
BLM is currently protesting Red Lobster closures…and no, that’s not a joke.
“No crustaceans, no peace.”
