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Apparently it was an acorn that fell on the roof of his vehicle.
Also claimed to be hit by fire.
This is pathetically hilarious.
At least all of those rounds that he and his backup emptied from a crossfire position missed their target.
I guess that's good. Isn't it?
''Investigators found that 1.1 seconds passed between the acorn hitting the roof of the patrol vehicle and Hernandez first yelling “shots fired!”
Hernandez fired his last shots lying on his left side in the road, yelling: “I’m hit! I’m hit!”
He was, in fact, not hit.
''Sgt. Beth Roberts heard Hernandez with terror in his voice yelling that he had been struck by gunfire and saw him scrambling in the road.
Hernandez and Roberts were shooting in crossfire positions and without cover.
Analysts found it was hard to tell, but they believe Roberts first fired 0.231 seconds after Hernandez’s initial shot.''
Also claimed to be hit by fire.
This is pathetically hilarious.
At least all of those rounds that he and his backup emptied from a crossfire position missed their target.
I guess that's good. Isn't it?

''Investigators found that 1.1 seconds passed between the acorn hitting the roof of the patrol vehicle and Hernandez first yelling “shots fired!”
Hernandez fired his last shots lying on his left side in the road, yelling: “I’m hit! I’m hit!”
He was, in fact, not hit.
''Sgt. Beth Roberts heard Hernandez with terror in his voice yelling that he had been struck by gunfire and saw him scrambling in the road.
Hernandez and Roberts were shooting in crossfire positions and without cover.
Analysts found it was hard to tell, but they believe Roberts first fired 0.231 seconds after Hernandez’s initial shot.''
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