I'm deviant. An old buddy of mine often talked about rigging his home that if someone broke in, it would drop a cyanide gas pellet and when he came home, the robbers would be laying there dead.
If I had a gun store, some of my responses would be:
- Erect those big steel pipe columns outside that a car would crash into stopping them from hitting the building.
- Put away all the guns at night but leave out fake black cardboard pieces looking like guns in their place.
- Erect an automatic weighted fishnet that drops from the ceiling.
- Pay two workers to stay in the store at night in the dark waiting.
- If these punks broke in, soon as they jumped out to grab the guns and found they were only cardboard, drop the net on them capturing them; spray them with mace and pepper spray.
- Take them into custody and start jamming their balls with a cattle prod until they tell who backs them.
- Once their backers are caught, beat them all with lead pipes and brass knuckles and take them out in the desert for the vultures to have.
- Mail their heads back to the Mexican cartels who sent them with the message that they will be next.