Chinese Government Lays Off Entire Propaganda Team As American Media Doing Their Job For Them

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Chinese Government Lays Off Entire Propaganda Team As American Media Doing Their Job For Them​

Politics·May 4, 2020 · BabylonBee.com

BEIJING - The Chinese government has laid off its entire propaganda arm, cutting thousands of jobs at China Central Television and other state-run media outlets as the American media is already doing their job for them.

"It seemed kinda redundant for us to have a state-run media when we have the American press," said President Xi at a press conference Monday. "The American media is carrying water for us. It's pretty incredible. We unleashed a virus on the world and lied about it for months, and the American press can't stop praising us. Then they blamed the virus entirely on Trump, as they said he was xenophobic for stopping air travel from China to the US, blaming him for millions of deaths around the world." President Xi said this as he gave an ever so slight of a smile, something that had never been seen before, lasting, only 2.35 seconds.

"Really, we Commies could learn a lot from the propaganda of the press over in America," he added admiringly. You even had Nancy Pelosi and Gavin Newsome shutting down all business, as they helped destroy their economies, while opening hair salons and restaurants just for their one-time personal use. Their propaganda was so good, voters continued to elect them for new terms. It really is mind blowing!!"

But perhaps the greatest accomplishment of all, was watching Legacy Media champion BLM protests as they burned their cities in the US, declaring the virtues of civil unrest and free speech, and in the same breath condemning the same in Hong Kong as protestors protested us taking over their country and taking away all their rights. Of course, they were not stupid and insane enough to burn down their own cities when they did it. The propaganda was so pervasive, we even had Lebron on our side. He was well worth the money we paid him through his Niki contracts, I can tell you that! Americans hate their country and their government, all thanks to Legacy media, but they love their President Xi."

 

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Chinese Government Lays Off Entire Propaganda Team As American Media Doing Their Job For Them​

Politics·May 4, 2020 · BabylonBee.com

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BEIJING - The Chinese government has laid off its entire propaganda arm, cutting thousands of jobs at China Central Television and other state-run media outlets as the American media is already doing their job for them.

"It seemed kinda redundant for us to have a state-run media when we have the American press," said President Xi at a press conference Monday. "The American media is carrying water for us. It's pretty incredible. We unleashed a virus on the world and lied about it for months, and the American press can't stop praising us. Then they blamed the virus entirely on Trump, as they said he was xenophobic for stopping air travel from China to the US, blaming him for millions of deaths around the world." President Xi said this as he gave an ever so slight of a smile, something that had never been seen before, lasting, only 2.35 seconds.

"Really, we Commies could learn a lot from the propaganda of the press over in America," he added admiringly. You even had Nancy Pelosi and Gavin Newsome shutting down all business, as they helped destroy their economies, while opening hair salons and restaurants just for their one-time personal use. Their propaganda was so good, voters continued to elect them for new terms. It really is mind blowing!!"

But perhaps the greatest accomplishment of all, was watching Legacy Media champion BLM protests as they burned their cities in the US, declaring the virtues of civil unrest and free speech, and in the same breath condemning the same in Hong Kong as protestors protested us taking over their country and taking away all their rights. Of course, they were not stupid and insane enough to burn down their own cities when they did it. The propaganda was so pervasive, we even had Lebron on our side. He was well worth the money we paid him through his Niki contracts, I can tell you that! Americans hate their country and their government, all thanks to Legacy media, but they love their President Xi."

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The Babylon Bee, the ONLY fake news you can trust.

I did modify it a bit, however. I could not help myself, just too much material to use.

The Left sure showed their ass during Covid.