Blue Origin rocket to launch star-studded all-female crew

[Votto]

VAN HORN, Texas – The countdown is underway for the launch of a star-studded, all-female crew aboard a Blue Origin rocket from West Texas.

According to Jeff Bezos’ aerospace company, if all goes as planned, the New Shepard rocket—designated NS-31—will lift off around 8:30 a.m. CDT on Monday.

Jeff noted, "We tried to find some tranny's for the mission, because they all seem to do everything else so much better than just regular women, but regrettably, we could not find any wanting to do it."

When asked why the women wanted to be hurled into space, risking their very lives, Kate Perry responded, "As a woman, I think I can speak for all women here, since birth it is your lifelong dream to be weightless and I would do or say or pay anything to achieve that, if only for a few minutes......................say, does my space outfit thingy make me look fat?"

No words on whether the female crew's demand for a Starbucks barista will be honored in time for lift off. If so, they may have to send up Jeff again in their stead.

 

[PeterPilot]

They were not really a crew in the traditional meaning of the word. They were passengers only.

 

[1srelluc]

The Flying Phallus.....Coming to a Six Flags America near you.

 

[Rambunctious]

The ladies of the View were going to go but they didn't have enough rocket power to get them off the ground...
Moooo.....

 

[wamose]

What, no Colonel Wilma Dearing? She could have made that group picture look much better.