An official memo to Venezuelan fisherman from our President.

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To whom it may concern:

The fishing along the known drug corridor in the waters off of Venezuela is currently "not good". I would suggest sticking to lakes and rivers. Also using blocks of cocaine for chumming is very expensive and my fishing experts tell me the fish don't like it very much. I hope this has been helpful.

Sincerely Donald J Trump.
 
To whom it may concern:

The fishing along the known drug corridor in the waters off of Venezuela is currently "not good". I would suggest sticking to lakes and rivers. Also using blocks of cocaine for chumming is very expensive and my fishing experts tell me the fish don't like it very much. I hope this has been helpful.

Sincerely Donald J Trump.
Gives you a bit of a chubby, doesn't it?
War crimes are like Viagra for you just and righteous members of Alt-Right Nation. :)
 
To whom it may concern:

The fishing along the known drug corridor in the waters off of Venezuela is currently "not good". I would suggest sticking to lakes and rivers. Also using blocks of cocaine for chumming is very expensive and my fishing experts tell me the fish don't like it very much. I hope this has been helpful.

Sincerely Donald J Trump.

As in, Trump says "I'm going to murder you".

Yep, Trump is a criminal who wants to commit MURDER.

Actually watching this right now



Basically Trump talking about going to war, bombing people on land. Trump and Hesgeth both trying to claim they weren't in the loop while this was happening, even though Hesgeth said on Fox "News" that he was there the whole time.

Liars, murderers and criminals.
 
Oh look, another Trump hater with no sense of humor. :laugh:

Anyone even know what a "chubby" is? :uhh: I don't want to know.

This is just Jack's usual, pathetic way of grumbling because Trump is winning yet again. Just when they thought that all this illegal human and drug trafficking was shielded by legislation to hide and protect it, Trump comes along and delivers yet another big

:fu:
 
To whom it may concern:

The fishing along the known drug corridor in the waters off of Venezuela is currently "not good". I would suggest sticking to lakes and rivers. Also using blocks of cocaine for chumming is very expensive and my fishing experts tell me the fish don't like it very much. I hope this has been helpful.

Sincerely Donald J Trump.
You forgot: Thank you for your attention in this matter. :D
 
Anyone even know what a "chubby" is? :uhh: I don't want to know.

This is just Jack's usual, pathetic way of grumbling because Trump is winning yet again. Just when they thought that all this illegal human and drug trafficking was shielded by legislation to hide and protect it, Trump comes along and delivers yet another big

:fu:
AI says a "chubby" is what Democrat males get instead of an erection because their Viagra failed and/or their women are ugly, and we know all liberal women are ugly.
 
Conservative men are a bunch of fags who don't like women.

There is in humor in this.
 
As in, Trump says "I'm going to murder you".

Yep, Trump is a criminal who wants to commit MURDER.

Actually watching this right now



Basically Trump talking about going to war, bombing people on land. Trump and Hesgeth both trying to claim they weren't in the loop while this was happening, even though Hesgeth said on Fox "News" that he was there the whole time.

Liars, murderers and criminals.

Another Trump Hater with zero sense of humor. My letter is perfect satire, read it again.
 
To whom it may concern:

The fishing along the known drug corridor in the waters off of Venezuela is currently "not good". I would suggest sticking to lakes and rivers. Also using blocks of cocaine for chumming is very expensive and my fishing experts tell me the fish don't like it very much. I hope this has been helpful.

Sincerely Donald J Trump.
The vessels in question were not and did not in anyway resemble or act like fishing vessels. Purpose design drug smuggling vessels.
 
Another Trump Hater with zero sense of humor. My letter is perfect satire, read it again.

Oh, yes, we don't have a sense of humor, remember when Hitler killed the Jews? ******* hilarious, we didn't stop laughing for days you know.

And what's to like about Trump? He's a ******* murderer, he's a ******* con artist, he's a cheat, he's ******* the economy, ******* poorer people, ******* everyone including underaged girls...

And you lick his ass like a ******* dog.
 
Conservative men are a bunch of fags who don't like women.

There is in humor in this.
As opposed to silly people, like you, who can't define a woman.

DURRRRRR
 
Oh, yes, we don't have a sense of humor, remember when Hitler killed the Jews? ******* hilarious, we didn't stop laughing for days you know.

And what's to like about Trump? He's a ******* murderer, he's a ******* con artist, he's a cheat, he's ******* the economy, ******* poorer people, ******* everyone including underaged girls...

And you lick his ass like a ******* dog.
Like I said, you have ZERO sense of humor and are now thoroughly triggered over my little satire letter. :laugh:
 
Like I said, you have ZERO sense of humor and are now thoroughly triggered over my little satire letter. :laugh:

Actually I do have a sense of humor, but you tell yourself that the problem is me, and not the fact that what you said wasn't funny. I guess for sick ***** who like killing people, it's ******* hilarious. But for NORMAL PEOPLE, it's just sick.
 
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Oh, yes, we don't have a sense of humor, remember when Hitler killed the Jews? ******* hilarious, we didn't stop laughing for days you know.

And what's to like about Trump? He's a ******* murderer, he's a ******* con artist, he's a cheat, he's ******* the economy, ******* poorer people, ******* everyone including underaged girls...

And you lick his ass like a ******* dog.
^^^^
Now that's an unhinged rant.
 
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