Scenes we'd like to see in the future
An Interview with ex POTUS, George Bush, while he's standing in line at the employment office waiting for his unemployment check
"I sure picked a bad time to lose my job as President of the United States.
I've looked all over for work, but there aren't many jobs out there, and you know how it is... some jobs I'm overqualified for, and most I'm not qualified for
at all.
If but only the people of the United States hadn't decided to
OUTSOURCE the job of President to the lowest bidder, Laura and I might not be homeless today.
That presidential gig was a sweet job, let me tell you.
All I had to do was be
the decider, and I took a lot of vactions, and let Cheyney do all the heavy lifting.
I sure miss those swell digs that came with that job back on Pennsylvania Avenue, too.
But, right now Laura and I are living in our limo. We cannot afford to move that pig because of the price of gas, of course.
We've been trying to find someplace we can afford to rent and heat, too, on this miserable unemployment check but we're just scrapping by for now, until I can find work.
What with the rising prices on everything, it looks like we're going to be living in that limo for quite a while."