Motto of Postmodern Scientists: "If It's Weird, It's Wise"
All these bent, jerry-rigged, and made-up theories come out of not recognizing a fourth spatial dimension that surrounds everything. Whatever came in from there at a light-year every three minutes split up into space, matter, energy...
The Fatherest Crush the Fittest
Taxing away greater-than-average inheritances will eliminate the present income-tax burden. The only hard work the heirs ever did was when they competed with other sperm cells.
Americans who prefer to tax the living rather than the dead must believe in ghosts...
The Selfish Don't Recognize Their Own Self-Interest
It's economically fatal to believe that the traditional education only benefited the students and not society as a whole.
Tortilla Tarantulas
The invaders' brats are raised with the attitude that Americans are weak loser pushovers who have no control over the American government.
Fake Deferments and Fake Service Should Have Been the Only Anti-War Protest
The fact is Survival of the Fatherest, birth privileges extending to who has to risk his life and who gets to sit out the war and get elected only because he didn't protest the war.
Whoever Controls Grammar Controls Thought
Explain how they, a plural pronoun, can have a singular antecedent. The fake Right doesn't realize that such a contradiction is collectivist—anti-individualist. The illiterate language lords purposely make the antecedent singular so they can snatch it...