Recent content by Marchimedes

$h!t, I had no idea skews was posting in my thread. I see a notification and go nuts. I just answer. You fu(ks don't reply to this thread. But then, All Hail Skews! Still, I should go read that which I just wroted. And I did. Lot of electricity and the other site. Eh, not enough jokes. Man, I'm...

. Sup, skews, buddy? You replied to sumpin I wroted in 2024? No matter. The other day I went with my unlicensed electrical azz to replace a simple hall light. The light ground wire was just wrapped around the ground wire from the circuit box. No wire nut. That $h!t makes me nuts and when that...

The democrat party is a criminal organization I say worthy of RICO type prosecution. The last guy, SlowJoeBiden sold his soul to the Yellow Menace. His genius son, Hunter, was on the board of Barisma, a Ukrainian Energy company. I guess because of his expertise at filming his self smoking...

Like I'm gonna let that go. Unless they have notifications turned off they all got that. Called them out. This is a political debate forum. Pretty apparent by now that the best liberals at this site are hiding from me. Or did I miss some? I done told y'all that I was gonna get worserer. My deal...

Two winters ago, I was working for a guy at Panama City Beach remolding his bathroom. Soon enough he figured out that I'm not right in the skull and he would always ask me questions cause I'm gonna come back with sumpin different so one day he asked me, "who is your favorite president." A...

See that? Maybe it's not fair that I have the gift of gab. Maybe it's not fair that I can just always conjure up a joke. Maybe it's not fair that I can remember everything everybody ever said. Maybe it's not fair that the sum lot of you liberals are stupid compared to me. I'm always gonna take...

What time is it? Billo skews13 Stann ElmerMudd IM2 All of you liberal site leading kunts. You can team up, get your story straight. The post above my last post. The "sandwich board and roll up door" rant. I'm used to calling you retards out one by one, ya'll are used to hiding from...

I've been gigged by staff, staff tells me, and I exactly quote from my notifications... "Reason: Persistent no on topic posts, every post must topic content." So, Somalians learing us are in charge now. This is gonna get worserer. Why did ya'll hand me this $h!t? This site is an American...

Mayor Comrade Mamdani of NYC has decided that that local bidnesses shall no longer be able to place sandwich boards... in front of their stores. He has also decided that roll up doors... have to go. However, if one decides to set up a folding table on the same sidewalk with merchandise for...

Sea shell shaped soaps you can't use. Roger that. I'm gonna work till I die. I can't fault you for anything but the best thing I've ever done in my life was read to my babies every night. Are you enjoying my roast? Brain? Sorry. I'll bet. Gald to hear it. Listen, man, I'm a...

My screen name is Marchimedes cause I know all about Archimedes and "give me a lever long enough, a fulcrum strong enough and I can move the world." My name is Mark and please to see my pyramid construction theory. Your name is Devine Wind. Are you gay or just fancy your farts god-like? So...

Gave yourself a thumbs up for that one, did ya? Talked to my first born the other day and she told me she gave someone the Heimlick and saved his life. I do live alone but then my wife died from cancer so thanks for that. Still, I'm now 62, not looking for the love of my life, I go to bed when...

You're in this thread and your cat flees from you backward clenching her vagina. Ahhh, that's even more funnier now that I clocked your avatar.