Recent content by deannalw

Yeah- it's called summer. I have defeated global warming with AC.

Hell- I'm one of the few I know that doesn't lie to get out of a ticket. It's pretty common. I think she had a phone in her hand.

Hello!

OMG I love those wretched brat birds, lolol!

We all appreciate a wolf whistle now and then..

Unfortunately, I stupidly taught mine to sing Bird Bird bird, bird is the word.... all fuckin day.

I bet you'd have to eat 40 of them to be full. Like those damn squirrels we had to eat when I was a kidlin. Yuck. I didn't want to be hungry or get a knuckle to the head like my stupid brother, so I ate 'em and gave mom a strangled "Mmmm Mmmm!"

Me too. He'd stay on my shoulder all the time. In between him trying to steal my jewelry. I'd sing songs to him like Let me caaalll yuuu sweetheart, I'm in luuuuv with yuuuuu.... and he'd dance and sway and sing along. Then he'd shit on my shirt.

Meh. He's a billionaire. Maybe he just decided to relocate- no dark clouds or boogeyman behind it.

Bill Gates just called me! He said he used to be a dirty whore dog and I'm his favorite bastard child. He's gonna give me a few buckets of money. So exciting to be Bill Gates bastard love child!

We can always dream...

Sure, sure. Well, they are the people that say they can be whatever they wish, eh?

Oh stfu

This thread is 61 pages long. Do you honestly think that's going to happen?

Now you're just lying some more. Prove I gloated over any such thing or just be a liar. People lie when they're not bright enough to keep a conversation going. When they feel trapped by facts. Liar. The second bit of drivel isn't important enough to bother with.