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Howard dies and waits in line for judgment. He notices that some souls go right into heaven, while Satan throws others into a burning pit. But every so often, instead of hurling a poor soul into the fire, the devil tosses him aside. Curious, Howard asks Satan,
”Excuse me, but why are you tossing them aside instead of flinging them into hell with the others?”
“They’re from Oregon,” Satan replies. “They’re too wet to burn.”
”Excuse me, but why are you tossing them aside instead of flinging them into hell with the others?”
“They’re from Oregon,” Satan replies. “They’re too wet to burn.”
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