Recent content by App'z

You know Guys, Why Rush a Big Mistake! If FedEx and UPS merged, would they call it Fed UP? Drivers voted UP / HOURS Why do some University graduates hang their diplomas from their rear-view mirror? So, they can use handicapped parking.

There's a new disease that makes you tell airport jokes. Dr's say its terminal!

Where's the next plugged up sewer?

If I hear the mention of a Bunny Ranch when talking with business collaborators, I think of the Playmate Bunny Hotel in Wisconsin. Lake Geneva? Of course, Jeffery Studied Playmate of the month & the Bunny business.

Riding a bike most of the afternoon is a great fun sport! Think looking at it is a great idea? Maybe a great optional choice? Is Watch them a great answer. I got nothing! Later a group of doctors walk into the Bar. Doctors loudly claim, " Alcoholism is a disease!" Bartender:" Get your shots here!"

I tell the Doc that my wife's hearing isn't so good. The doctor suggests a test. “Ask her a question from 20 feet away and see if you get a response. If not; try 15 feet and ask again. If still no response try 10 feet. Once she answers you will know what strength hearing aid you need to buy.”...

Ever been walking in a Forest, needed to squat and all around is poison ivy ? Go to your daughter’s mother in laws place ! It’s all a case of mind over matter. I don’t mind and you don’t matter. Have you ever thought about the quality of this thing and how long it will last? No cos I don’t...