You want to know about me?

[KittenKoder]

Ah! I see it's just another typical US message board.

First comment to me "Fuck off"
Very rewarding and an insight into you.

The better remark was that "I'm racist against racists" At least the poster, probably intending to be either funny or serious, strikes the right note.

"Fuck off" was pretty funny IMHO. It's the English's language. They know it better than any of us. We're just borrowing it.

A Canadian might have said "Let me give you some advice about sex and travel..."

Ah! Checked my IP did you? Are you sure I'm a Canadian? I could be from Newcastle in the north east of England, in which event I can fully realise why Roomy is Grumpy, what with the Championship to look forward to for the next 10 years with Shearer at the helm.

Another really bad fucking comedian ... sheesh ... I'll respond more when you are no longer a n00b.

 

[random3434]

I can't wait for you to meet Strolling Bones!

That's way over my head.

Yes it is.......................

 

[Blair Wright]

No, not really.

I don't want to know anything about you.

Unsurprising if you are a Floridian. Did you help with the vote rigging in 2000?

 

[Blair Wright]

"Fuck off" was pretty funny IMHO. It's the English's language. They know it better than any of us. We're just borrowing it.

A Canadian might have said "Let me give you some advice about sex and travel..."

Ah! Checked my IP did you? Are you sure I'm a Canadian? I could be from Newcastle in the north east of England, in which event I can fully realise why Roomy is Grumpy, what with the Championship to look forward to for the next 10 years with Shearer at the helm.

Another really bad fucking comedian ... sheesh ... I'll respond more when you are no longer a n00b.

I would rather you didn't.

 

[random3434]

No, not really.

I don't want to know anything about you.

Unsurprising if you are a Floridian. Did you help with the vote rigging in 2000?

Hell yeah he did! How do you think he got the machines all rigged up, he's a member of the Illuminati, they have "people" everywhere..............

 

[elvis]

No, not really.

I don't want to know anything about you.

Unsurprising if you are a Floridian. Did you help with the vote rigging in 2000?

were you on the grassy knoll in 1963?

 

[Blair Wright]

No, not really.

I don't want to know anything about you.

Unsurprising if you are a Floridian. Did you help with the vote rigging in 2000?

were you on the grassy knoll in 1963?

No, but had I been, I might have changed US history.

 

[Blair Wright]

I can't wait for you to meet Strolling Bones!

That's way over my head.

Yes it is.......................

Not any more. Do you worship him then?

 

[random3434]

That's way over my head.

Yes it is.......................

Not any more. Do you worship him then?

Yes, we all do. It's like a Cult, here is what's on our t-shirts:

 

[Blair Wright]

I see I am on my way down. How many downs do I get before I am down and out?

Pity really. Am I rocking the American boat?

 

[JBeukema]

No, not really.

I don't want to know anything about you.

Unsurprising if you are a Floridian. Did you help with the vote rigging in 2000?

were you on the grassy knoll in 1963?

Sorry, that was me. I was aiming for Jackie (bitch gave me a VD), but I never was a very good shot

Yes it is.......................

Not any more. Do you worship him then?

Yes, we all do. It's like a Cult, here is what's on our t-shirts:

I want a shirt..

wait... cult? I must wipe out this bastard faith, so that all shall bow down to James Teunis Beukema! Kill them! dash their children against the rocks! Take their women as sex slaves and kill all their cattle!

 

[strollingbones]

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need i say more?

 

[Toro]

Ah! I see it's just another typical US message board.

First comment to me "Fuck off"
Very rewarding and an insight into you.

The better remark was that "I'm racist against racists" At least the poster, probably intending to be either funny or serious, strikes the right note.

"Fuck off" was pretty funny IMHO. It's the English's language. They know it better than any of us. We're just borrowing it.

A Canadian might have said "Let me give you some advice about sex and travel..."

Ah! Checked my IP did you? Are you sure I'm a Canadian? I could be from Newcastle in the north east of England, in which event I can fully realise why Roomy is Grumpy, what with the Championship to look forward to for the next 10 years with Shearer at the helm.

Actually, I'm Canadian. Roomy is English, to whom I was referring. And I might be clever, but I'm not clever enough to check your IP.

Sorry about you barcodes! How 'bout that Joey Barton, eh?

 

[Blair Wright]

need i say more?

And that's your sole contribution to a newcomer?

I wonder why they worship you so much?

 

[Gunny]

But first I want to know about you.

Not about you personally but your political views, because it's my impression that every single person who posts on any forum, is a racist in one form or another. Now, don't deny it - because by doing so will only infer bigotry.

We are all racists, because we all hold personal views.

That's all from me for the moment. As I am honest enough to write this and not just some useless and untruthful introduction, lets see where it leads.

Guess I already know all I need to about you.

Holding personal views does not make one racist. It makes them prejudiced and/or discriminatory; which, is NOT synonymous to racist.

You're off to a great start.

 

[Gunny]

Ah! I see it's just another typical US message board.

First comment to me "Fuck off"
Very rewarding and an insight into you.

The better remark was that "I'm racist against racists" At least the poster, probably intending to be either funny or serious, strikes the right note.

Well yeah, and you're just a another typical dummy that either uneducated, or misusing a word to stir up shit. Either way, I'm not impressed.

 

[Blair Wright]

"Fuck off" was pretty funny IMHO. It's the English's language. They know it better than any of us. We're just borrowing it.

A Canadian might have said "Let me give you some advice about sex and travel..."

Ah! Checked my IP did you? Are you sure I'm a Canadian? I could be from Newcastle in the north east of England, in which event I can fully realise why Roomy is Grumpy, what with the Championship to look forward to for the next 10 years with Shearer at the helm.

Actually, I'm Canadian. Roomy is English, to whom I was referring. And I might be clever, but I'm not clever enough to check your IP.

Sorry about you barcodes! How 'bout that Joey Barton, eh?

There you go - both of us off on the wrong foot. Rather like Joey Barton, hit out first and bugger the consequences.

Well, I'm a bit of everything. Born in London, England. Emigrated to Canada - now a dual national living outside of Montreal.

I'm not a barcodes fan, quite the opposite in fact. Can't quite stop laughing at their demise, considering at the beginning of the season they here hoping the same for us. So, who are WE?

 

[strollingbones]

and to think....the introduction thread is where we are welcoming and friendly

 

[Toro]

There you go - both of us off on the wrong foot. Rather like Joey Barton, hit out first and bugger the consequences.

Well, I'm a bit of everything. Born in London, England. Emigrated to Canada - now a dual national living outside of Montreal.

I'm not a barcodes fan, quite the opposite in fact. Can't quite stop laughing at their demise, considering at the beginning of the season they here hoping the same for us. So, who are WE?

I thought you might have been Canadian. Usually, those who come here and take the piss out of the yanks are Canadians.

Inferiority complex and all that, ya know.

Plus, its 2:45am GMT, which would mean you'd be one lonely bugger posting at this time across the pond.

 

[Gunny]

Well, that's the introduction over.

I see roomy is sitting at a bar with a pint. Is that how you know he's a Brit? He looks a bit sloshed to me. But I bet you a pound to a penny, he wouldn't turn round, hold the pint in the air and shout "Fuck off" to the people he would face in reality instead of on a PC keyboard. I'm sure he wouldn't want to put up a new picture after that.

I'd do it in a heartbeat and nobody'd do shit. So your point is what? That some people hide behind the anonymity of the internet and spout off things they wouldn't say in public?

Aren't you just the original Captain Obvious.

Obviously we've know roomy a few years. He's the official USMB greeter and diplomatic fucking envoy. Got a problem with that?