You Probably Noticed That........

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    You probably noticed that:

    If a non-liberal doesn't like guns, he doesn`t buy one. If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

    If a non-liberal is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat. If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

    If a non-liberal is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

    If a non-liberal is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

    If a non-liberal doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels. Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

    If a non-liberal is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

    If a non-liberal decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

    If a non-liberal reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh. A liberal will delete it because he's "offended".
     
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    I notice stale old spam lists when I see them, too. :lol:
     
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    How true.
     
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    These are probably not Liberals but rather Socialists/Progressives. There is a difference. The Socialists/Progressives truly believe in total Government domination of one's life. Real Liberals don't support that mentality. If you believe in real Freedom & Liberty,you have to vote all Socialists & Neocons out of office. Make 2010 count people.
     
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    Here we go again with this deceptive recycled spam..

    Not worth the effort to refute again
     
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    Dude...it's in their platform.

    Maybe you should find a party that doesn't believe in all of this shit..
     
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    Nice use of sensationalism and exaggeration, you would make a very good politician/talk show host... No seriously! I am not saying that sarcastically at all! You have a talent... I think you could get picked up as a writer for either side (Olberman, O'Reilly, doesn't really matter).....

    But..... Don't try it here, where there aren't brainwashed couch potatoes who blindly follow what is told them...
     
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    What you think of as "sensationalism and exaggeration" is an EXACT REFLECTION of the Liberal philosophy on display practicaly EVERYTIME they inundate the public with their abovementioned puke.

    Your libtard bias, much as you try to unsuccessfully obfuscate it, mischaracterizes the ultra biased reportage of an Olberman by lumping him together with O'Reilly who makes it a special point to ALWAYS have opposing views expressed by the experts on BOTH SIDES in EVERY ONE of his shows.

    Let me make the point clear:it would be valid to lump a Olberman with a Hannity.......as opposing entities with their unmistakably opposite diatribes. Not Olberman and O'Reilly......as you do.....with the express purpose of implying that BOTH practice their bias with EQUAL EXCLUSIVITY..........thereby undercutting O'Reilly 's attempt to present a semblance of fair and balanced reporting.

    You're entitled to your opinion, however the rational ones among us will see REALITY as it is.
     
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    I could really give a shit if you own a gun.
     
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    I also notice how if a non liberal doesn't believe in abortion, they feel no one should have one.
    And if a non liberal doesn't want to marry someone, you shouldn't either.
     

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