You probably noticed that: If a non-liberal doesn't like guns, he doesn`t buy one. If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed. If a non-liberal is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat. If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone. If a non-liberal is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect. If a non-liberal is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him. If a non-liberal doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels. Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down. If a non-liberal is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. If a non-liberal decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his. If a non-liberal reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh. A liberal will delete it because he's "offended".