Sometimes, one must wonder whether scientific advances are really advances....
1. "World’s first ‘smart condom’ collects intimate data during sex and tells men whether their performance is red-hot or a total flop
A British company has released the first pictures of a ‘smart condom’ which collects very intimate data about the sex life of anyone brave enough to wear it.
....condom firm said its invention would help men see how they ‘stack up to other people from around the world’.
World's first smart condom collects intimate data during sex | Metro News
2. And....on a related note...
An old man walks into a Catholic church, and goes for a confession.
"I am 80 years old, a widower after 50 years of a blissful marriage."
"I was walking home from the library the other day and two college girls stopped their car. They said they were on spring break and needed directions.
"We got to talking, and they offered to drive me home."
"In the car, one of them asked me the last time I'd had sex and I told them it had been years."
"She asked if I would like to have some fun, and before I knew it the three of us were in my apartment."
"I had the most magnificent sex for the past two nights, and they're still there waiting for me. They promised they'd show me things I never even knew a man and woman could do. And that's why I've come to confession."
And the priest asks, "When was the last time you went to confession?"
And the old man says, "Actually, this is the first time."
"You're 80 years old and this is your first confession? Why now?"
"Because I'm Jewish."
"In that case, why are you telling me?"
"I'm telling everybody!!!."
1. "World’s first ‘smart condom’ collects intimate data during sex and tells men whether their performance is red-hot or a total flop
A British company has released the first pictures of a ‘smart condom’ which collects very intimate data about the sex life of anyone brave enough to wear it.
....condom firm said its invention would help men see how they ‘stack up to other people from around the world’.
World's first smart condom collects intimate data during sex | Metro News
2. And....on a related note...
An old man walks into a Catholic church, and goes for a confession.
"I am 80 years old, a widower after 50 years of a blissful marriage."
"I was walking home from the library the other day and two college girls stopped their car. They said they were on spring break and needed directions.
"We got to talking, and they offered to drive me home."
"In the car, one of them asked me the last time I'd had sex and I told them it had been years."
"She asked if I would like to have some fun, and before I knew it the three of us were in my apartment."
"I had the most magnificent sex for the past two nights, and they're still there waiting for me. They promised they'd show me things I never even knew a man and woman could do. And that's why I've come to confession."
And the priest asks, "When was the last time you went to confession?"
And the old man says, "Actually, this is the first time."
"You're 80 years old and this is your first confession? Why now?"
"Because I'm Jewish."
"In that case, why are you telling me?"
"I'm telling everybody!!!."
