You know you're from Minnesota...

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    (taking this idea from Manu1959)

    You know your're from Minnesota when...

    -You can name both of the seasons: Winter and Road Construction

    -It takes you longer to get to work on a clear day in the summer than in a winter blizzard BECAUSE of the road construction.

    -Deep Woods OFF is part of your summer wardrobe.

    -you are asked to name a state holiday, and you answer "Fishing Opener"

    -you change your wedding date BECAUSE it was in direct conflict with the fishing opener

    -your husband will field dress a deer, but refuses to change your kid's poopy diarper

    -You know who Tom Barnard is, whether you like him or not

    -Your kids "Do Dave" in the morning
     

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