A few days ago I was eating in my favorite chair. In the living room, sue me. A meal of vegetables, Black-eyed peas, Butter beans and fresh home made Corn bread. No, Im not a vegetarian. Anyway, Im in my chair, a lazy boy recliner, and I dropped a pea off my folk. It rolled back between my back and the lodged between the top and bottom cushion of the chair. Well, I just slide my fingers between them and pulled it out, no problem. I thought I had dropped two though, so I slide my fingers between the two cushions again to find the second one and BINGO, I had it! I pulled it out to dispose of it and saw it was not a Black-eyed pea at all, it was a SCORPION! Right between my fingers Im holding a SCORPION! I dropped it fast, right on my lap! My easy chair became a rocket and launched me to the middle of the living room in one giant leap! It didnt let go! I danced around a bit before running outside brushing it off and squishing it! Thatll teach em to get in my chair! Nope, it never tagged me. Yes, this is a TRUE story.