...cancelled because the porkchops offended Muslims. So we decided to eat at a halal restaurant, then when we finished Yelped about it giving it the worst review you could imagine.
...They watched this guy, with all the other devices, as he slowly crept up to the alien space craft. We noticed he had something rolled up in a blanket, but couldn't be sure what it was. OMG! In a moment of sheer terror, we saw the alien, and the guy with the devices was feeding the alien a man that he had rolled up in the blanket...
but really, it was a woman, and she was still alive and got away, she ran and humanoid robot came and started toward the man with the weapons and devices...
..things suddenly took a turn for the worse as my sacrifice suddenly escaped from the mandibles of my hungry alien friend. The tech droids suddenly came toward me and I had no choice but to turn my 40 gigawatt pulse cannon on them, churning them up into tiny pieces if human like tech trash.
I would have to find more food for the octo-poid...
...I quickly scanned the area where I saw Carla hiding in the shadows, watching the alien. I had to eliminate her because she was the only one who knew i had a small penis.....I hope the alien liked munching out on a tough old beotch!