Would You Like A Free Psychic Reading From Me?

[ChrisL]

Some of you may already be aware of my psychic powers. If you haven't noticed, my third eye has been thoroughly squeegeed from long and grueling sessions with the most potent psychedelic on the planet. As a result of these sessions, combined with my natural gifts, I can see right through the computer directly into your soul. I know more about you than you do yourself. All I need is a screename and a few posts....and I'm good.

So...anyone interested?

Don't be scared....unless you have something to hide.

Okay. Go for it. Tell me some things about myself.

 

[ChrisL]

Some of you may already be aware of my psychic powers. If you haven't noticed, my third eye has been thoroughly squeegeed from long and grueling sessions with the most potent psychedelic on the planet. As a result of these sessions, combined with my natural gifts, I can see right through the computer directly into your soul. I know more about you than you do yourself. All I need is a screename and a few posts....and I'm good.

So...anyone interested?

Don't be scared....unless you have something to hide.

Is your third eye your brown eye?

 

[SYTFE]

Yeah..............just like a psychic, try to fit the narrative to what they tell you.

BTW.............telepathy is real, and I can prove it. I can also tell you how to work with it and make it stronger.

Yeah, show me what you got. But if you tell me that I have to join Scientology in order to do it, I'm putting you on ignore.

I'm not going to prove it to you per se, but you're going to prove it to yourself.

Ever been walking down the street and you could feel people looking at you, even though you didn't see anyone on the street? Or, have you ever sat and stared at the back of someone's skull who is across the room, and eventually they turn and stare back at you?

Well.............if you recall those times, you would know that when you're on the receiving end of it, it kinda feels like a little buzz in your head. Know what runs your body? Electricity, and you generate about 25 watts continually in your brain. Staring at someone focuses your energy, and causes them to find out where the disturbance is coming from.

That's telepathy at the level of a baby making cooing noises.

Ever been around a couple who have been together for a really long time? Ever notice how they can have a complete conversation without even vocalizing a word? It's because their energy has mixed together so well that they have that ability.

Same thing when you know who is calling before you see your caller ID, or knowing who is at the front door even before you open it. Generally that happens with good friends who have been together a while.

And finally, Google "thought controlled games" or "thought controlled wheelchair" because they have bands that can "read" your brainwaves and get the machine to do things on the computer or in the world.

Got your attention yet?

Yes, I have experienced those things, for sure. Many, many times. But that's not what telepathy is.

 

[SYTFE]

Okay. Go for it. Tell me some things about myself.

You're pretty interesting because you really are a female. On a forum where most of the 'women' are actually conservative men, that's a rarity.

I think you posted on another forum....did the name of that forum start with a "d?"

You have a very nice energy and it actually transmits through the computer. Kids love you, as well as animals. You have that 'it' factor that makes people want to be around you. However, you have to work on not being so much of a people pleaser all of the time. It's ok to let your inner 'bitch' out every once in a while. You were a rocker chick at one point in your life. This weekend will bring you much needed relaxation, go ahead and eat a pizza. You know you want pizza.

 

[SYTFE]

Some of you may already be aware of my psychic powers. If you haven't noticed, my third eye has been thoroughly squeegeed from long and grueling sessions with the most potent psychedelic on the planet. As a result of these sessions, combined with my natural gifts, I can see right through the computer directly into your soul. I know more about you than you do yourself. All I need is a screename and a few posts....and I'm good.

So...anyone interested?

Don't be scared....unless you have something to hide.

Is your third eye your brown eye?

Maybe. Shush.

 

[ChrisL]

Okay. Go for it. Tell me some things about myself.

You're pretty interesting because you really are a female. On a forum where most of the 'women' are actually conservative men, that's a rarity.

I think you posted on another forum....did the name of that forum start with a "d?"

You have a very nice energy and it actually transmits through the computer. Kids love you, as well as animals. You have that 'it' factor that makes people want to be around you. However, you have to work on not being so much of a people pleaser all of the time. It's ok to let your inner 'bitch' out every once in a while. You were a rocker chick at one point in your life. This weekend will bring you much needed relaxation, go ahead and eat a pizza. You know you want pizza.

Actually I don't want pizza. I am not a people pleaser. I really don't care much for most people, and I'm not afraid to say so. Kids and animals do like me though, so you've got one.

I'm sure this isn't your first forum either, and perhaps you've had a membership at another forum that I was a member of, and I haven't been quiet about my dislike for some prior forums that I've been a member at. That part is certainly not difficult to figure out. Lol.

I find your comment about men pretending to be women interesting. I would think it might be the opposite, women pretending to be men so that the men don't dismiss them as being "dingbats" like what happens a lot on these message boards. Lol. Anyhow, it's not too hard to figure out someone's gender either, so I can't give you credit for that either.

 

[ABikerSailor]

Yeah..............just like a psychic, try to fit the narrative to what they tell you.

BTW.............telepathy is real, and I can prove it. I can also tell you how to work with it and make it stronger.

Yeah, show me what you got. But if you tell me that I have to join Scientology in order to do it, I'm putting you on ignore.

I'm not going to prove it to you per se, but you're going to prove it to yourself.

Ever been walking down the street and you could feel people looking at you, even though you didn't see anyone on the street? Or, have you ever sat and stared at the back of someone's skull who is across the room, and eventually they turn and stare back at you?

Well.............if you recall those times, you would know that when you're on the receiving end of it, it kinda feels like a little buzz in your head. Know what runs your body? Electricity, and you generate about 25 watts continually in your brain. Staring at someone focuses your energy, and causes them to find out where the disturbance is coming from.

That's telepathy at the level of a baby making cooing noises.

Ever been around a couple who have been together for a really long time? Ever notice how they can have a complete conversation without even vocalizing a word? It's because their energy has mixed together so well that they have that ability.

Same thing when you know who is calling before you see your caller ID, or knowing who is at the front door even before you open it. Generally that happens with good friends who have been together a while.

And finally, Google "thought controlled games" or "thought controlled wheelchair" because they have bands that can "read" your brainwaves and get the machine to do things on the computer or in the world.

Got your attention yet?

Yes, I have experienced those things, for sure. Many, many times. But that's not what telepathy is.

Babies don't speak in words and language until they sharpen their skills. They CAN make noises that communicate rudimentary things though.

That's why I told you that most people are at the level of babies in their telepathy. To get to where you can use it regularly takes practice.

 

[ChrisL]

Yeah..............just like a psychic, try to fit the narrative to what they tell you.

BTW.............telepathy is real, and I can prove it. I can also tell you how to work with it and make it stronger.

Yeah, show me what you got. But if you tell me that I have to join Scientology in order to do it, I'm putting you on ignore.

I'm not going to prove it to you per se, but you're going to prove it to yourself.

Ever been walking down the street and you could feel people looking at you, even though you didn't see anyone on the street? Or, have you ever sat and stared at the back of someone's skull who is across the room, and eventually they turn and stare back at you?

Well.............if you recall those times, you would know that when you're on the receiving end of it, it kinda feels like a little buzz in your head. Know what runs your body? Electricity, and you generate about 25 watts continually in your brain. Staring at someone focuses your energy, and causes them to find out where the disturbance is coming from.

That's telepathy at the level of a baby making cooing noises.

Ever been around a couple who have been together for a really long time? Ever notice how they can have a complete conversation without even vocalizing a word? It's because their energy has mixed together so well that they have that ability.

Same thing when you know who is calling before you see your caller ID, or knowing who is at the front door even before you open it. Generally that happens with good friends who have been together a while.

And finally, Google "thought controlled games" or "thought controlled wheelchair" because they have bands that can "read" your brainwaves and get the machine to do things on the computer or in the world.

Got your attention yet?

Yes, I have experienced those things, for sure. Many, many times. But that's not what telepathy is.

Babies don't speak in words and language until they sharpen their skills. They CAN make noises that communicate rudimentary things though.

That's why I told you that most people are at the level of babies in their telepathy. To get to where you can use it regularly takes practice.

I doubt that it's actually "telepathy." It is an ability to read people by observation and deduction.

 

[ABikerSailor]

Yeah..............just like a psychic, try to fit the narrative to what they tell you.

BTW.............telepathy is real, and I can prove it. I can also tell you how to work with it and make it stronger.

Yeah, show me what you got. But if you tell me that I have to join Scientology in order to do it, I'm putting you on ignore.

I'm not going to prove it to you per se, but you're going to prove it to yourself.

Ever been walking down the street and you could feel people looking at you, even though you didn't see anyone on the street? Or, have you ever sat and stared at the back of someone's skull who is across the room, and eventually they turn and stare back at you?

Well.............if you recall those times, you would know that when you're on the receiving end of it, it kinda feels like a little buzz in your head. Know what runs your body? Electricity, and you generate about 25 watts continually in your brain. Staring at someone focuses your energy, and causes them to find out where the disturbance is coming from.

That's telepathy at the level of a baby making cooing noises.

Ever been around a couple who have been together for a really long time? Ever notice how they can have a complete conversation without even vocalizing a word? It's because their energy has mixed together so well that they have that ability.

Same thing when you know who is calling before you see your caller ID, or knowing who is at the front door even before you open it. Generally that happens with good friends who have been together a while.

And finally, Google "thought controlled games" or "thought controlled wheelchair" because they have bands that can "read" your brainwaves and get the machine to do things on the computer or in the world.

Got your attention yet?

Yes, I have experienced those things, for sure. Many, many times. But that's not what telepathy is.

Babies don't speak in words and language until they sharpen their skills. They CAN make noises that communicate rudimentary things though.

That's why I told you that most people are at the level of babies in their telepathy. To get to where you can use it regularly takes practice.

I doubt that it's actually "telepathy." It is an ability to read people by observation and deduction.

Staring at the back of someone's head to get them to turn around and look at you isn't deducing or observing anything. It's using your energy to contact someone else without words.

IOW, telepathy.

 

[ChrisL]

Yeah, show me what you got. But if you tell me that I have to join Scientology in order to do it, I'm putting you on ignore.

I'm not going to prove it to you per se, but you're going to prove it to yourself.

Ever been walking down the street and you could feel people looking at you, even though you didn't see anyone on the street? Or, have you ever sat and stared at the back of someone's skull who is across the room, and eventually they turn and stare back at you?

Well.............if you recall those times, you would know that when you're on the receiving end of it, it kinda feels like a little buzz in your head. Know what runs your body? Electricity, and you generate about 25 watts continually in your brain. Staring at someone focuses your energy, and causes them to find out where the disturbance is coming from.

That's telepathy at the level of a baby making cooing noises.

Ever been around a couple who have been together for a really long time? Ever notice how they can have a complete conversation without even vocalizing a word? It's because their energy has mixed together so well that they have that ability.

Same thing when you know who is calling before you see your caller ID, or knowing who is at the front door even before you open it. Generally that happens with good friends who have been together a while.

And finally, Google "thought controlled games" or "thought controlled wheelchair" because they have bands that can "read" your brainwaves and get the machine to do things on the computer or in the world.

Got your attention yet?

Yes, I have experienced those things, for sure. Many, many times. But that's not what telepathy is.

Babies don't speak in words and language until they sharpen their skills. They CAN make noises that communicate rudimentary things though.

That's why I told you that most people are at the level of babies in their telepathy. To get to where you can use it regularly takes practice.

I doubt that it's actually "telepathy." It is an ability to read people by observation and deduction.

Staring at the back of someone's head to get them to turn around and look at you isn't deducing or observing anything. It's using your energy to contact someone else without words.

IOW, telepathy.

Lol. Oh, okay.

 

[SYTFE]

Actually I don't want pizza.

You don't want a pizza right now. But things are going to change either Saturday night or Sunday night. You're going to either see one too many pizza commercials that's just gonna get you craving a nice, hot, zingy pizza, or the thought will mysteriously just pop in your mind at the very moment when you realize you don't want to cook. The thought of a cheesy, very unhealthy, high carb, but yet oh so satisfying crispy pizza from a local authentic Italian joint in your area will be too much to overcome.

 

[ChrisL]

Actually I don't want pizza.

You don't want a pizza right now. But things are going to change either Saturday night or Sunday night. You're going to either see one too many pizza commercials that's just gonna get you craving a nice, hot, zingy pizza, or the thought will mysteriously just pop in your mind at the very moment when you realize you don't want to cook. The thought of a cheesy, very unhealthy, high carb, but yet oh so satisfying crispy pizza from a local authentic Italian joint in your area will be too much to overcome.

Nope. I'm actually not that big a fan of pizza, TBH. I'm a meat and potatoes kind of girl.

 

[SYTFE]

Actually I don't want pizza.

You don't want a pizza right now. But things are going to change either Saturday night or Sunday night. You're going to either see one too many pizza commercials that's just gonna get you craving a nice, hot, zingy pizza, or the thought will mysteriously just pop in your mind at the very moment when you realize you don't want to cook. The thought of a cheesy, very unhealthy, high carb, but yet oh so satisfying crispy pizza from a local authentic Italian joint in your area will be too much to overcome.

Nope. I'm actually not that big a fan of pizza, TBH. I'm a meat and potatoes kind of girl.

Steak and potato pizza

 

[ChrisL]

Actually I don't want pizza.

You don't want a pizza right now. But things are going to change either Saturday night or Sunday night. You're going to either see one too many pizza commercials that's just gonna get you craving a nice, hot, zingy pizza, or the thought will mysteriously just pop in your mind at the very moment when you realize you don't want to cook. The thought of a cheesy, very unhealthy, high carb, but yet oh so satisfying crispy pizza from a local authentic Italian joint in your area will be too much to overcome.

Nope. I'm actually not that big a fan of pizza, TBH. I'm a meat and potatoes kind of girl.

Steak and potato pizza

Still don't want pizza!

 

[SYTFE]

Yeah, show me what you got. But if you tell me that I have to join Scientology in order to do it, I'm putting you on ignore.

I'm not going to prove it to you per se, but you're going to prove it to yourself.

Ever been walking down the street and you could feel people looking at you, even though you didn't see anyone on the street? Or, have you ever sat and stared at the back of someone's skull who is across the room, and eventually they turn and stare back at you?

Well.............if you recall those times, you would know that when you're on the receiving end of it, it kinda feels like a little buzz in your head. Know what runs your body? Electricity, and you generate about 25 watts continually in your brain. Staring at someone focuses your energy, and causes them to find out where the disturbance is coming from.

That's telepathy at the level of a baby making cooing noises.

Ever been around a couple who have been together for a really long time? Ever notice how they can have a complete conversation without even vocalizing a word? It's because their energy has mixed together so well that they have that ability.

Same thing when you know who is calling before you see your caller ID, or knowing who is at the front door even before you open it. Generally that happens with good friends who have been together a while.

And finally, Google "thought controlled games" or "thought controlled wheelchair" because they have bands that can "read" your brainwaves and get the machine to do things on the computer or in the world.

Got your attention yet?

Yes, I have experienced those things, for sure. Many, many times. But that's not what telepathy is.

Babies don't speak in words and language until they sharpen their skills. They CAN make noises that communicate rudimentary things though.

That's why I told you that most people are at the level of babies in their telepathy. To get to where you can use it regularly takes practice.

I doubt that it's actually "telepathy." It is an ability to read people by observation and deduction.

Staring at the back of someone's head to get them to turn around and look at you isn't deducing or observing anything. It's using your energy to contact someone else without words.

IOW, telepathy.

Telepathy is literally being able to communicate and have a conversation with someone without speaking. So, you could say that the phenomenon of staring at someone causing them to notice and turn around is a very sort of "low level" form of telepathy.

So keep going....I'm interested in what else you have to say about it. BTW, I experienced about 8 hours straight of 100% telepathy with some kind of a spirit guide during one of my psychedelic sessions with a shaman, so I'm not at all skeptical of the idea or closed off to it. I find the subject very fascinating.

 

[WinterBorn]

Actually I don't want pizza.

You don't want a pizza right now. But things are going to change either Saturday night or Sunday night. You're going to either see one too many pizza commercials that's just gonna get you craving a nice, hot, zingy pizza, or the thought will mysteriously just pop in your mind at the very moment when you realize you don't want to cook. The thought of a cheesy, very unhealthy, high carb, but yet oh so satisfying crispy pizza from a local authentic Italian joint in your area will be too much to overcome.

Nope. I'm actually not that big a fan of pizza, TBH. I'm a meat and potatoes kind of girl.

Steak and potato pizza

Still don't want pizza!

What?? You mean SYTFE is not 100% accurate? You mean that a psychic reading online is not true??

What a huge surprise. lol

 

[WinterBorn]

Yeah..............just like a psychic, try to fit the narrative to what they tell you.

BTW.............telepathy is real, and I can prove it. I can also tell you how to work with it and make it stronger.

Yeah, show me what you got. But if you tell me that I have to join Scientology in order to do it, I'm putting you on ignore.

I'm not going to prove it to you per se, but you're going to prove it to yourself.

Ever been walking down the street and you could feel people looking at you, even though you didn't see anyone on the street? Or, have you ever sat and stared at the back of someone's skull who is across the room, and eventually they turn and stare back at you?

Well.............if you recall those times, you would know that when you're on the receiving end of it, it kinda feels like a little buzz in your head. Know what runs your body? Electricity, and you generate about 25 watts continually in your brain. Staring at someone focuses your energy, and causes them to find out where the disturbance is coming from.

That's telepathy at the level of a baby making cooing noises.

Ever been around a couple who have been together for a really long time? Ever notice how they can have a complete conversation without even vocalizing a word? It's because their energy has mixed together so well that they have that ability.

Same thing when you know who is calling before you see your caller ID, or knowing who is at the front door even before you open it. Generally that happens with good friends who have been together a while.

And finally, Google "thought controlled games" or "thought controlled wheelchair" because they have bands that can "read" your brainwaves and get the machine to do things on the computer or in the world.

Got your attention yet?

Yes, I have experienced those things, for sure. Many, many times. But that's not what telepathy is.

Babies don't speak in words and language until they sharpen their skills. They CAN make noises that communicate rudimentary things though.

That's why I told you that most people are at the level of babies in their telepathy. To get to where you can use it regularly takes practice.

I doubt that it's actually "telepathy." It is an ability to read people by observation and deduction.

The secret is to be complementary and vague. Who will say that animals and children hate them? And the odds are pretty good that someone will like pizza. And the suggestion may be enough to have them crave it.

 

[ChrisL]

Actually I don't want pizza.

You don't want a pizza right now. But things are going to change either Saturday night or Sunday night. You're going to either see one too many pizza commercials that's just gonna get you craving a nice, hot, zingy pizza, or the thought will mysteriously just pop in your mind at the very moment when you realize you don't want to cook. The thought of a cheesy, very unhealthy, high carb, but yet oh so satisfying crispy pizza from a local authentic Italian joint in your area will be too much to overcome.

Nope. I'm actually not that big a fan of pizza, TBH. I'm a meat and potatoes kind of girl.

Steak and potato pizza

Still don't want pizza!

What?? You mean SYTFE is not 100% accurate? You mean that a psychic reading online is not true??

What a huge surprise. lol

He's terrible at this. Lol.

 

[blastoff]

I was born in a cross-fire hurricane...ah, never mind.

 

[ABikerSailor]

I'm not going to prove it to you per se, but you're going to prove it to yourself.

Ever been walking down the street and you could feel people looking at you, even though you didn't see anyone on the street? Or, have you ever sat and stared at the back of someone's skull who is across the room, and eventually they turn and stare back at you?

Well.............if you recall those times, you would know that when you're on the receiving end of it, it kinda feels like a little buzz in your head. Know what runs your body? Electricity, and you generate about 25 watts continually in your brain. Staring at someone focuses your energy, and causes them to find out where the disturbance is coming from.

That's telepathy at the level of a baby making cooing noises.

Ever been around a couple who have been together for a really long time? Ever notice how they can have a complete conversation without even vocalizing a word? It's because their energy has mixed together so well that they have that ability.

Same thing when you know who is calling before you see your caller ID, or knowing who is at the front door even before you open it. Generally that happens with good friends who have been together a while.

And finally, Google "thought controlled games" or "thought controlled wheelchair" because they have bands that can "read" your brainwaves and get the machine to do things on the computer or in the world.

Got your attention yet?

Yes, I have experienced those things, for sure. Many, many times. But that's not what telepathy is.

Babies don't speak in words and language until they sharpen their skills. They CAN make noises that communicate rudimentary things though.

That's why I told you that most people are at the level of babies in their telepathy. To get to where you can use it regularly takes practice.

I doubt that it's actually "telepathy." It is an ability to read people by observation and deduction.

Staring at the back of someone's head to get them to turn around and look at you isn't deducing or observing anything. It's using your energy to contact someone else without words.

IOW, telepathy.

Telepathy is literally being able to communicate and have a conversation with someone without speaking. So, you could say that the phenomenon of staring at someone causing them to notice and turn around is a very sort of "low level" form of telepathy.

So keep going....I'm interested in what else you have to say about it. BTW, I experienced about 8 hours straight of 100% telepathy with some kind of a spirit guide during one of my psychedelic sessions with a shaman, so I'm not at all skeptical of the idea or closed off to it. I find the subject very fascinating.

Actually, I've experimented with various shamanic herbs (salvia, mimosa hostilis, syrian rue, stuff like that) and have found my ability to be enhanced to various degrees depending on the herb being used.

One of the ways to practice telepathy is with pets. Did you know that dogs are telepathic? It's one of the ways they use to "read" you when you walk in the door. So, you can actually practice on them by telling them with just your mind while looking at them what you'd like them to do (provided they already know how to do whatever). Another way to practice is to stare at clouds and blow holes in them. I've practiced for a few years and I can vaporize a small to medium cloud in about 30 to 60 seconds.

And.................there's your friends. Get your energy mixed in with them well enough, and you will be able to know when they are thinking about you or are coming over to visit without them calling you.