World Jump Day - 600,000,000 People to Jump in attepmt to alter Earth's Orbit

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    A German scientific team is doing something about global warming. The researchers have determined that the earth's orbit needs to be directed ever so slightly away from the sun -- thus cooling the planet down. The group has calculated that if just 600 million folks like us would jump up and down at precisely the same time, we could actually move earth. This is not a joke. They say that 110 million people are already signed on. "World Jump Day" is July 20, 2006.

    http://www.venehammerschlag.com/worldjumpday/
     
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    :rotflmao: :rotflmao:And they did so well in rocket science ...Wait :eek2: , are they saying global warming is due to Earths orbit and NOT the EVIL USA? Damn!!!!:rotflmao::rotflmao:
     
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    I certainly hope that David Lee Roth would be heading this one up for us ! :rock:
     
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    NO! DON'T DO THIS! IT IS JUST ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF THE HOMOSEXUAL/LESBIAN AGENDA!

    If you look at the website, it says:

    "Scientific research has proven that this change of planetary positioning would very likely stop global warning, extend daylight savings time and create a more homogenous climate."

    Oh....homogenous....

    Never mind.
     
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    All I can say is.... Cool!
     
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    it was hotter than hell today...guess it made it worse
     
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    If Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity both lost their voices and never talked again, we would take the first step toward eliminating Global Warming.
     
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    why is that? because co2 helps plants grow you see plants live on co2 .... plants generate o2 which we live on and recycyle h2o which we drink...they are actually good for the environment....they should talk more actually :spank3:
     
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    This is, in fact, a joke, and will be exposed as such
    in good time, if it has not been already.
     

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