Vernon Davis has developed a passion for high hurdling his way down the field to extend his YAC stats. Harbaugh approves bragging about the flighty Vernon's 40" vertical leaping ability. Mr. Davis completed two such lofty manuevers in last weeks matchup.
I see a very bad ending to VD's flying over other teams players in his search for more yards.
The problem is that there are no 40 inch tall Seahawks. I'm sure it is not lost on the Seahawk secondary of VD's new trick of going vertical when faced with opponents DBs.
I forsee a very painfull reminder to Vernon that if you expose your junk too many times someone will plant a helmet where the sun don't shine and your family jewels might end up in your throat.
Look for VD to attempt flight again this Sunday with the result of him on his hands and knees puking his guts out on the field from the pain of getting his nuts crushed.
I think the Seahawks will put an end to Davis's flight plans.
I see a very bad ending to VD's flying over other teams players in his search for more yards.
The problem is that there are no 40 inch tall Seahawks. I'm sure it is not lost on the Seahawk secondary of VD's new trick of going vertical when faced with opponents DBs.
I forsee a very painfull reminder to Vernon that if you expose your junk too many times someone will plant a helmet where the sun don't shine and your family jewels might end up in your throat.
Look for VD to attempt flight again this Sunday with the result of him on his hands and knees puking his guts out on the field from the pain of getting his nuts crushed.
I think the Seahawks will put an end to Davis's flight plans.
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