Why Trump should be a role model for all of us

[bendog]

The Power of Low Expectations

Homer Simpson just repeats hisself. And let's face it, half of us are below average. High Expectations often have a very low bar.

The irony is that Trump’s detractors hate him so much that they have created, perhaps, an impossibly high standard for his misconduct.

It’s not damning enough for them that the Russians interfered in our election and Trump is dismissive of it, Trump has to be a quasi-Russian agent who actively colluded with the Kremlin, perhaps going back decades. It’s not damning enough that Trump had affairs with a porn star and Playmate, he has to have committed some serious criminal offense in the course of covering his tracks.

 

[Pogo]

Lemme shows ya what a "low bar" actually looks like.

'Nuff said.

 

[edward37]

Lemme shows ya what a "low bar" actually looks like.

'Nuff said.

And now he knew about his sons meeting with Russians to get some bs on Hillary?? If this isn't collusion what is? And he lied about knowing ??

 

[night_son]

The Power of Low Expectations

Homer Simpson just repeats hisself. And let's face it, half of us are below average. High Expectations often have a very low bar.

The irony is that Trump’s detractors hate him so much that they have created, perhaps, an impossibly high standard for his misconduct.

It’s not damning enough for them that the Russians interfered in our election and Trump is dismissive of it, Trump has to be a quasi-Russian agent who actively colluded with the Kremlin, perhaps going back decades. It’s not damning enough that Trump had affairs with a porn star and Playmate, he has to have committed some serious criminal offense in the course of covering his tracks.

The Left, notorious for "grown-up" dismissal of conspiracy theories, has tripped and plummeted down a Stygian mineshaft and into perhaps the deepest American conspiracy of all time. We on the Right--we need to throw down to them one of two objects: either a coil of rope, or a hand grenade. Whosoever reads the preceding remark can feel free to draw their own meaning from it.

Boom!