Why Jesus could never become POTUS

[hangover]

Jesus would never wear a suit to impress anyone. He would never cut his hair or shave to look like a conservative. He would never join the GOP or the democrat party. Jesus would never condone military spending, or Social Security cuts, or welfare cuts, or food stamps cuts. He would never take money from special interests or lobbies.

The gluttony, greed, and perversion of America probably makes Jesus very upset.

 

[Eaglewings]

He fed everyone with Loaves and Fishes...but He didn't feed them for the rest of their life's so they could lay around watching soap opera's if they were able to go out and work.
I think He would help the poor people but, also at the same time not enable them...

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[SuperDemocrat]

Jesus would never wear a suit to impress anyone. He would never cut his hair or shave to look like a conservative. He would never join the GOP or the democrat party. Jesus would never condone military spending, or Social Security cuts, or welfare cuts, or food stamps cuts. He would never take money from special interests or lobbies.

The gluttony, greed, and perversion of America probably makes Jesus very upset.

He could never be president because the left would complain he is a christian. I heard Obama is a christian. I also heard he is a US citizen. It is kind of pointless to believe either.

 

[Moonglow]

Jesus would never wear a suit to impress anyone. He would never cut his hair or shave to look like a conservative. He would never join the GOP or the democrat party. Jesus would never condone military spending, or Social Security cuts, or welfare cuts, or food stamps cuts. He would never take money from special interests or lobbies.

The gluttony, greed, and perversion of America probably makes Jesus very upset.

He wouldn't cut his hair, or beard....That right there would make him a pinko, hippie fag...

 

[Moonglow]

Jesus would never wear a suit to impress anyone. He would never cut his hair or shave to look like a conservative. He would never join the GOP or the democrat party. Jesus would never condone military spending, or Social Security cuts, or welfare cuts, or food stamps cuts. He would never take money from special interests or lobbies.

The gluttony, greed, and perversion of America probably makes Jesus very upset.

He could never be president because the left would complain he is a christian. I heard Obama is a christian. I also heard he is a US citizen. It is kind of pointless to believe either.

Christ was a Jew, so Christians are really just Jews, sans the long list of Mosaic law...Didn't you get the operation?

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Jesus would never wear a suit to impress anyone. He would never cut his hair or shave to look like a conservative. He would never join the GOP or the democrat party. Jesus would never condone military spending, or Social Security cuts, or welfare cuts, or food stamps cuts. He would never take money from special interests or lobbies.

The gluttony, greed, and perversion of America probably makes Jesus very upset.

Progs talking about Jesus makes nails on the blackboard sound like Mozart

 

[Moonglow]

Jesus would never wear a suit to impress anyone. He would never cut his hair or shave to look like a conservative. He would never join the GOP or the democrat party. Jesus would never condone military spending, or Social Security cuts, or welfare cuts, or food stamps cuts. He would never take money from special interests or lobbies.

The gluttony, greed, and perversion of America probably makes Jesus very upset.

Progs talking about Jesus makes nails on the blackboard sound like Mozart

In F minor....

 

[hangover]

Jesus would never wear a suit to impress anyone. He would never cut his hair or shave to look like a conservative. He would never join the GOP or the democrat party. Jesus would never condone military spending, or Social Security cuts, or welfare cuts, or food stamps cuts. He would never take money from special interests or lobbies.

The gluttony, greed, and perversion of America probably makes Jesus very upset.

Progs talking about Jesus makes nails on the blackboard sound like Mozart

The truth hurts, huh. Your conness defiles you. Greed, selfishness, cruelty, war mongering and deceit.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Jesus would never wear a suit to impress anyone. He would never cut his hair or shave to look like a conservative. He would never join the GOP or the democrat party. Jesus would never condone military spending, or Social Security cuts, or welfare cuts, or food stamps cuts. He would never take money from special interests or lobbies.

The gluttony, greed, and perversion of America probably makes Jesus very upset.

Progs talking about Jesus makes nails on the blackboard sound like Mozart

The truth hurts, huh. Your conness defiles you. Greed, selfishness, cruelty, war mongering and deceit.

You Progs are just plain fucking morons parroting whatever is poured into the hivemind. You might want to actually read about Jesus once in your useless sock account life

 

[Compost]

Jesus is not running for POTUS. Jesus already has a gig. He is God.

 

[Eaglewings]

Jesus would never wear a suit to impress anyone. He would never cut his hair or shave to look like a conservative. He would never join the GOP or the democrat party. Jesus would never condone military spending, or Social Security cuts, or welfare cuts, or food stamps cuts. He would never take money from special interests or lobbies.

The gluttony, greed, and perversion of America probably makes Jesus very upset.

He wouldn't cut his hair, or beard....That right there would make him a pinko, hippie fag...

Everyone had beards and long hair...Hard to shave when you are on the move.

 

[Eaglewings]

Jesus would never wear a suit to impress anyone. He would never cut his hair or shave to look like a conservative. He would never join the GOP or the democrat party. Jesus would never condone military spending, or Social Security cuts, or welfare cuts, or food stamps cuts. He would never take money from special interests or lobbies.

The gluttony, greed, and perversion of America probably makes Jesus very upset.

Progs talking about Jesus makes nails on the blackboard sound like Mozart

So only a certain party can talk , God doesn't care who, what where you are only humans judge others.

 

[my2¢]

I'll put it in 2 words - native born