Why doesn't Honey Boo Boo address the UN?

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    With her extensive TV and beauty pageant experience, Honey Boo Boo would be very poised and a refreshing respite from the gloomy, fuming Greta Von Iceberg. Hey maybe we could have a cage pillow fight to decide the future of climate change? Seriously, I for one would welcome Honey Boo Boo's perspectives on snacks and fashion after Greta's snarling speeches of doom.
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    :ack-1: LOL
     
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    Instead of a speech Honey could demonstrate the way to fight climate change
    by eating an entire cow.
     
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    I guess that neither Ms. Greta nor Ms. Boo (whom I had never heard of before this thread) would decline to address the august members of the United Nations for the same reason: They would be laughed off the stage.

    Ms. Greta may be fawned over in the West, but the rest of the world is not going to listen to the scripted sermon of some silly child.
     
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    Then why are you all freaking out over what this kid is saying?
     
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    The sad thing is that Honey Boo Boo is more credible.
     
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    Why not? This reality TV star guy has.

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    She’ll probably give a more intelligent speech than this guy as well.
     
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    We're not.

    You are.
     
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    lol.


    How dare you!
     
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    She has been given attention by the world media and therefore the ear of at least a billion future voters

    it would be foolish to ignore her and hope she goes away
     

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