I know, I know......it's like asking who's the worst islamofascist. And also hard because Dan Rather is gone. There's Charlie Rose: The black background of his set is supposed to convince you he's "serious", with a lot of gravitas. Also, he's "aggressive", because he tilts toward the interviewee like the Leaning Tower of Pisa, and interrupts them all the time. Diane Sawyer, ABC's "news" anchor. She has this sarcastic grin, and condescension drips off her, as if talking about people in the news is beneath her dignity, but she's doing it to be a good sport. Larry King, now thankfully retired. His cornball lightpeg board behind him. And wearing suspenders to show he's "really getting down to business". CNN's Don Lemon: let's just say he's appropriately named. Andrea Mitchell - my candidate for the current worst. Lessee, how can I do justice to her. She's like a walking BJ for obama.