Who gets paid to post here

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    Uninformed sources tell me that several of my fellow USMB posters receive remuneration for their efforts here.

    For example:

    Greenbeard. He's a minion of David Plouffe, he used to get $200/per post but Plouffe is suing him for a refund for theft of services and loss of consortium

    Flaylo. (aka: Arianna's pool boy, HuffPo's Ambassador to USMB). He gets to put the umbrella in Arianna's pina coladas and says that's all the reward he needs

    Rdean. Koch Brothers pay him $5/per post to make Liberals look like total fucking idiots. They say its the most rewarding investment they ever made
     
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    Rumor has it that the poster known as TruthMocker is, in fact, a random misspelled words generator. It's being trialed by the DNC as a communication method of their borg.
     
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    According to some very well-informed Twoofers --

    wait, I cannot continue.

    That's too much of an oxymoron for me to take even when engaging in mockery.
     
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    ONLY children of illegal-immigrant parents !
     
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    Jake Starkey. He's "A Beautiful Mind" type of crazy and believes he's a Soviet Spy that has successfully infiltrated USMB and we're all totally convinced he's really a real Republican. Really.

    At nights he jumps up and down on the floor of his apartment imagining that he's sending Morse Code signals to his "Handler" Mrs. Blitzman one floor below who he believes is sending him new instructions when she knocks on her ceiling with a broom handle and yells "Stop that jumping! What are you meshuggah?!!!"
     
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    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgm-sp1-Nhs]The Outlaw Josey Wales - Dyin' Ain't Much of a Livin', Boy - YouTube[/ame]
     
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