Sallow
The Big Bad Wolf.
Well..here's the natural born citizen clause..
But I can't see any requirement for a birth certificate.
Not one.
Hmm...
No person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President; neither shall any Person be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty-five Years, and been fourteen Years a Resident within the United States.
But I can't see any requirement for a birth certificate.
Not one.
Hmm...