Discussion in 'Humor' started by Amelia, Oct 29, 2011.
Why do ducks have flat feet?
To put out forest fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
To put out flaming ducks.
To stomp out flaming ducks
Doh, yeah. "Stomp" is better. I knew that.
How can you tell if you pass an elephant?
You can't get the toilet seat down.
What's grey and comes in quarts?
What is the difference between an elephant and a mailbox?
If you don't know, remind me never to ask you to mail a letter.
What is the difference between an elephant and an aspirin?
One is small, white and round. The other is large, grey and wrinkled.
How do you know when the elephant is having her time of month?
Is that a wife joke?
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