Where are the elephant jokes?

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    Why do ducks have flat feet?

    To put out forest fires.​
     
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    Why do elephants have flat feet?

    To put out flaming ducks.​
     
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    To stomp out flaming ducks
     
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    Doh, yeah. "Stomp" is better. I knew that. :eusa_doh:
     
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    How can you tell if you pass an elephant?

    You can't get the toilet seat down.​

     
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    What's grey and comes in quarts?
     
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    What is the difference between an elephant and a mailbox?

    If you don't know, remind me never to ask you to mail a letter.​
     
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    What is the difference between an elephant and an aspirin?

    One is small, white and round. The other is large, grey and wrinkled. [​IMG]
     
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    How do you know when the elephant is having her time of month?
     
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    Is that a wife joke?
     

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