Amelia Rookie Feb 14, 2011 21,830 5,456 0 Packerland! Oct 29, 2011 Banned #1 Why do ducks have flat feet? To put out forest fires.
Amelia Rookie Feb 14, 2011 21,830 5,456 0 Packerland! Oct 29, 2011 Thread starter Banned #2 Why do elephants have flat feet? To put out flaming ducks.
L Liability Locked Account. Jun 28, 2009 35,447 5,184 48 Mansion in Ravi's Head Oct 29, 2011 #3 To stomp out flaming ducks
Amelia Rookie Feb 14, 2011 21,830 5,456 0 Packerland! Oct 29, 2011 Thread starter Banned #4 Doh, yeah. "Stomp" is better. I knew that.
Amelia Rookie Feb 14, 2011 21,830 5,456 0 Packerland! Oct 29, 2011 Thread starter Banned #5 How can you tell if you pass an elephant? You can't get the toilet seat down.
Mr. H. Diamond Member Aug 19, 2009 44,179 9,876 2,030 A warm place with no memory. Oct 29, 2011 #6 What's grey and comes in quarts?
Amelia Rookie Feb 14, 2011 21,830 5,456 0 Packerland! Oct 29, 2011 Thread starter Banned #7 What is the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? If you don't know, remind me never to ask you to mail a letter.
What is the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? If you don't know, remind me never to ask you to mail a letter.
Amelia Rookie Feb 14, 2011 21,830 5,456 0 Packerland! Oct 29, 2011 Thread starter Banned #8 What is the difference between an elephant and an aspirin? One is small, white and round. The other is large, grey and wrinkled.
What is the difference between an elephant and an aspirin? One is small, white and round. The other is large, grey and wrinkled.
L Liability Locked Account. Jun 28, 2009 35,447 5,184 48 Mansion in Ravi's Head Oct 29, 2011 #9 How do you know when the elephant is having her time of month?
Amelia Rookie Feb 14, 2011 21,830 5,456 0 Packerland! Oct 29, 2011 Thread starter Banned #10 Is that a wife joke?
Amelia Rookie Feb 14, 2011 21,830 5,456 0 Packerland! Oct 29, 2011 Thread starter Banned #11 What do you do with an elephant with three balls? Walk him and pitch to the giraffe.
L Liability Locked Account. Jun 28, 2009 35,447 5,184 48 Mansion in Ravi's Head Oct 29, 2011 #12 Amelia said: Is that a wife joke? Click to expand... No. That wouldn't be funny.
Amelia Rookie Feb 14, 2011 21,830 5,456 0 Packerland! Oct 29, 2011 Thread starter Banned #13 How is an elephant like an apricot? They're both grey, well except for the apricot.