When someone who was "God's gift to women" dies...

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    ...does that mean that God is an Indian giver?
     
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    No! When God gives you Indians, he is an Indian giver..........................

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    Of course, it is better to give Indians than receive them. :lol:
     
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    I call my penis Jesus because I reckon even when I die, it will rise again.
     
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    Well then break out the holy water and communal wine, I want to see that I do. Give it to me, I can take it!
     
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    I am not dead yet Xotoxi.
     
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    I call mine "secret". Strong enough for a man but made for a woman.
     
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    It means his wife is going to prison.
     

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