What's The Difference......?

What's the difference between a mans job and a mans wife?

20 years later, the job still sucks!


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What's the difference between an elephant and a jar-heads mother-in-law?

5 lbs. and a mustache.


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What's the difference between a band of pygmies and a girls track team?

One is a bunch of cunning runts and the other is a bunch of running cunts.

 

What's the difference between a Jewish-American Princess and a Mexican-American Princess?

A Mexican-American Princess has real orgasms and fake jewelry.​