What's the difference between a mans job and a mans wife? 20 years later, the job still sucks! ------------------------ What's the difference between an elephant and a jar-heads mother-in-law? 5 lbs. and a mustache. ----------------------- What's the difference between a band of pygmies and a girls track team? One is a bunch of cunning runts and the other is a bunch of running cunts.
What's the difference between a Jewish-American Princess and a Mexican-American Princess? A Mexican-American Princess has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
