Big Black Dog
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What would you be willing to do publicly while standing on the middle of the 50 yard line in the stadium during the Super Bowl at half time for one million dollars?
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I'd masterbate to a picture of Bea Arthur while playing the star spangled banner on a kazoo via my ars.
I'd masterbate to a picture of Phyllis Diller while playing the star spangled banner on a kazoo via my ars while my 90 year old mother Morse coded the Pledge of Allegiance out with her dentures.
I'd masterbate to a picture of Phyllis Diller while playing the star spangled banner on a kazoo via my ars while my 90 year old mother Morse coded the Pledge of Allegiance out with her dentures.
I'd dig a hole in the field, have sex with the hole while having dentures put in my mouth by Helen Thomas while she was masturbating to a video of Phyllis Diller sticking a kazoo in her vagina before proceeding to play the star spangled banner on it.
I'd suck all the snot out of Ann Coulters' nose until her head caved in.
Is that million tax free??
What would you be willing to do publicly while standing on the middle of the 50 yard line in the stadium during the Super Bowl at half time for one million dollars?