What would you do?

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    it's 6:30 am and your alarm clock has gone off waking you up out of a nice deep sleep. As you lay there, thinking about getting up, the wife rolls over and says to you "We're all out of coffee. We ran out yesterday and I forgot to buy more at Wal-Mart." What would you do?

    Myself, personally, I would roll back over and go back to sleep. Life is not worth living under these circumstances.:eek:
     
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    Go to the nearest 7-11 or gas station quicky mart before the Beserker comes out of hiding. Just doing my part to protect and serve.
     
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    Well, since I don't get my first cup of coffee until I get into the office at 830, I'd be ok with it. :)

    -TSO
     
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    I'd probably try to clear the cobwebs from my brain and wonder when I acquired a wife and started drinking coffee.
     
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    That's like saying "There is no more oxygen"

    I would just remain in bed and patiently await inevitable death.
     
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    Alternatively, I might say "What good are you, woman??? If I wanted to wake up without coffee, I would have remained a bachelor."

    Then I would go out to the couch.
     
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    A good hubby would go to the store and get his wife some coffee first thing in the morning.
     
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    And a good wife would have gotten the coffee the night before.
     
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    Yes, me too.

    I would also wonder why I slept in so late. My alarm clock is set for 05:30 am Monday through Friday.

    :eusa_think: :D
     
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    Some doctor you are. :eusa_eh:

    You don't await death for lack of coffee, bozo. You go get the damned coffee and preserve life. :cuckoo:
     

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