What To Wear When The Wife Has Chores For You...

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    I don't know if there's actually a person in those camies or not.... it almost looks like they stuffed them with something... :eusa_eh:
     
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    :lol: When I saw the pic I thought 'eeww, what an ugly couch' . . . then I noticed the guy on it! :lol: Think I'll get me one of these camo couches!
     
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    I actually think it's kind of creepy. I once found a guy living in an apartment by me down in Florida that had painted a large black cross in his front door, laid in much the same position on his couch and blew his brains out. Ever smelled what a dead person that has bled much of their bodies blood out of hole in their skull into a couch and onto the floor inside an apartment in warm Florida with no air conditioning and the windows shut that's been dead for a few days smells like? Believe me.... if you don't know, you never want to find out. Dead "humans" reek.
     
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    I always hide by sitting on top of the washing machine. She wouldn't find me for weeks.
     
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    Good one, PR.

    I also found wrapping myself in a bar, especially one with a sympathetic bartender whose every response was " He just left" was ALSO a good evasive tactic.

    Back when I was still married, of course.
     
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    Yeah I've had the bartender friend do the "I haven't seen him/he's not here" bit for me too. Worked great, right up until cell phones were invented.
     
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    In my hometown, there used to be a bar named "He's Not Here"
     
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    i thought you meant to wear a couch took a minute to get the joke
     

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