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Skull Pilot

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a man can't even carry a fucking pocket knife ?

My wife and I went to a concert last night at the nearby casino arena. Now I carry a bunch of shit in my pockets every day. Among all that is a pocket knife. It's nothing special just a Buck folding knife with a 2.5 in blade.

So we walk up to for the obligatory you must be a criminal pat down and I have a knife in my pocket. I forgot it was even there. I get pulled out of line and asked what's in my pocket. I say it's just a pocket knife.

So I had the choice of giving it up and not getting it back or schlepping back to my car. The place is so big it would have taken me literally more than a half hour and my back was killing me so I handed it over to the idiot and said I hope you like it I just sharpened it so when you take it home be careful with it.

HE said, "Oh no we don't take them we just put them in a box" I told him he was full of shit and to fuck off

and BTW the concert SUCKED
 
being from a generation when all men carried pocket knives...i just do not get this....i still will ask a man if i can borrow his knife....around here most men still carry them....grumpy has several and there are a few he would have simply walked back to the car to keep....if a venue is doing this...they should have a shipping service offered where you pay a shipping and handling fee to mail your stuff back to yourself....
 
You can't carry a knife into a concert venue. :dunno:

Nothing new, it's been that way as long as I can remember.
 
being from a generation when all men carried pocket knives...i just do not get this....i still will ask a man if i can borrow his knife....around here most men still carry them....grumpy has several and there are a few he would have simply walked back to the car to keep....if a venue is doing this...they should have a shipping service offered where you pay a shipping and handling fee to mail your stuff back to yourself....
I wasn't particularly attached to this one and like I said my back was killing me.

I don't see why I couldn't get it back though.
 
You can't carry a knife into a concert venue. :dunno:

Nothing new, it's been that way as long as I can remember.

It was a fucking pocket knife not some monster blade on my hip and I have been to concerts with a pocket knife before.
 
You can't carry a knife into a concert venue. :dunno:

Nothing new, it's been that way as long as I can remember.

It was a fucking pocket knife not some monster blade on my hip and I have been to concerts with a pocket knife before.
I understand it was just a pocketknife. I can't remember a time when I wasn't searched for them before entering a concert venue, SOP. The Hells Angels probably ruined it for everyone.
 
being from a generation when all men carried pocket knives...i just do not get this....i still will ask a man if i can borrow his knife....around here most men still carry them....grumpy has several and there are a few he would have simply walked back to the car to keep....if a venue is doing this...they should have a shipping service offered where you pay a shipping and handling fee to mail your stuff back to yourself....

I don't get why I couldn't have just checked and picked it up on the way out it like I do at the courthouse.

I should have just given it to another guy walking around instead of handing over to that asshole security guard who I just know is going to take it home
 
You can't carry a knife into a concert venue. :dunno:

Nothing new, it's been that way as long as I can remember.

It was a fucking pocket knife not some monster blade on my hip and I have been to concerts with a pocket knife before.
I understand it was just a pocketknife. I can't remember a time when I wasn't searched for them before entering a concert venue, SOP

The last few concerts I have been to I was not searched.

I could have has a pistol in an ankle holster and gotten in but my little fucking pocket knife put those ass wipes in a tizzy
 
Why would you take a knife to a concert ?

You've obviously never had a pocket knife
Ive got one in my tool box in the car. The point is that there is no possible use for one in a concert. Why would you take one ?
I carry a pocket knife every day and have since I was 12 years old

I forgot it was in my pocket

Like I said you obviously never carried a pocket knife
Not to a concert. So you forgot you had it and had to give it up ? Stop whining about it. You might want to consider taking a shower and changing your clothes before going out as well.
 
Why would you take a knife to a concert ?

You've obviously never had a pocket knife
Ive got one in my tool box in the car. The point is that there is no possible use for one in a concert. Why would you take one ?
I carry a pocket knife every day and have since I was 12 years old

I forgot it was in my pocket

Like I said you obviously never carried a pocket knife
Not to a concert. So you forgot you had it and had to give it up ? Stop whining about it. You might want to consider taking a shower and changing your clothes before going out as well.

Man are you always such a fucking pussy?

If you can't see that it's fucking ridiculous that a man can't carry a pocket knife without freaking little girls like you out about it then you are pussified beyond all redemption
 
You can't carry a knife into a concert venue. :dunno:

Nothing new, it's been that way as long as I can remember.

It was a fucking pocket knife not some monster blade on my hip and I have been to concerts with a pocket knife before.
I understand it was just a pocketknife. I can't remember a time when I wasn't searched for them before entering a concert venue, SOP

The last few concerts I have been to I was not searched.

I could have has a pistol in an ankle holster and gotten in but my little fucking pocket knife put those ass wipes in a tizzy
So what group did you give up your knife to go see?
 
You can't carry a knife into a concert venue. :dunno:

Nothing new, it's been that way as long as I can remember.

It was a fucking pocket knife not some monster blade on my hip and I have been to concerts with a pocket knife before.
I understand it was just a pocketknife. I can't remember a time when I wasn't searched for them before entering a concert venue, SOP

The last few concerts I have been to I was not searched.

I could have has a pistol in an ankle holster and gotten in but my little fucking pocket knife put those ass wipes in a tizzy
So what group did you give up your knife to go see?

It was awful.

My wife was given tickets for Rob Thomas and Counting Crows. I will do just about anything for my wife so don't give me too hard of a time

Next Saturday we're going to see Kenny Wayne Shepherd so I'll redeem myself
 
You can't carry a knife into a concert venue. :dunno:

Nothing new, it's been that way as long as I can remember.

It was a fucking pocket knife not some monster blade on my hip and I have been to concerts with a pocket knife before.
I understand it was just a pocketknife. I can't remember a time when I wasn't searched for them before entering a concert venue, SOP

The last few concerts I have been to I was not searched.

I could have has a pistol in an ankle holster and gotten in but my little fucking pocket knife put those ass wipes in a tizzy
So what group did you give up your knife to go see?

It was awful.

My wife was given tickets for Rob Thomas and Counting Crows. I will do just about anything for my wife so don't give me too hard of a time

Next Saturday we're going to see Kenny Wayne Shepherd so I'll redeem myself
Oh man, you're a trooper! I hope your wife enjoyed it at least.
 
a man can't even carry a fucking pocket knife ?

My wife and I went to a concert last night at the nearby casino arena. Now I carry a bunch of shit in my pockets every day. Among all that is a pocket knife. It's nothing special just a Buck folding knife with a 2.5 in blade.

So we walk up to for the obligatory you must be a criminal pat down and I have a knife in my pocket. I forgot it was even there. I get pulled out of line and asked what's in my pocket. I say it's just a pocket knife.

So I had the choice of giving it up and not getting it back or schlepping back to my car. The place is so big it would have taken me literally more than a half hour and my back was killing me so I handed it over to the idiot and said I hope you like it I just sharpened it so when you take it home be careful with it.

HE said, "Oh no we don't take them we just put them in a box" I told him he was full of shit and to fuck off

and BTW the concert SUCKED

Have you blamed Obama yet?
 

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