What does Man need?

Discussion in 'Philosophy' started by Selivan, Mar 14, 2018.

  1. Selivan
    Offline

    Selivan BANNED

    Joined:
    Jan 17, 2018
    Messages:
    1,463
    Thanks Received:
    140
    Trophy Points:
    65
    Location:
    USSR
    Ratings:
    +451
    Every Man, when he is born, then the next appears in his body and in his brain ..

    1. I am a Businessman ... I'm interested when I PLAY and get a present - money ... I can lose money and get it again. I'm not interested in Power, the management of other people ... I'm not interested in Politics, Scandals ...
    I will never obey other people!
    I love RISK!

    -------------------------------------------------- -----
    2. I'm a manager .. I'm interested in Power over other people .. I'm willing to obey other people, let them pay money .. I will create my career. But I know how to manage people ... Money does not interest me, I want Power! But, I also love money .... I love politics and scandals, I make a career on their basis
    I do not like RISK!

    -------------------------------------------------- -----
    3. I'm a Specialist .. I'm not interested in Power over other people .. I'm ready to obey other people, let them pay money .. I will not create my career. I'm not interested in Politics and Scandals ...
    I want to get a lot of money for my work ...
    That's all...

    -------------------------------------------------- -----
    4. I am a Scientist
    .. I'm not interested in Power over other people .. I do not obey anyone, but I do Science. I'm not interested in money, career ...
    I want to solve the Scientific problem
    That's all...

    -------------------------------------------------- -----
    5. I am a poet
    .. I'm not interested in Power over other people .. I do not obey anyone, and do not do anything ... I'm not interested in money, I want Confession!
    That's all...

    ===============================

    The state that will combine all these requirements will be the Greatest!
     
  2. Erinwltr
    Offline

    Erinwltr VIP Member

    Joined:
    Feb 8, 2018
    Messages:
    2,340
    Thanks Received:
    242
    Trophy Points:
    80
    Ratings:
    +1,362

    Need another Quaalude?
     
    • Funny and Agree!! Funny and Agree!! x 1
  3. WillHaftawaite
    Offline

    WillHaftawaite USMB Mod Staff Member Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Mar 3, 2013
    Messages:
    43,975
    Thanks Received:
    10,241
    Trophy Points:
    2,100
    Ratings:
    +46,620
    Woman
     
    • Funny Funny x 2
    • Funny and Agree!! Funny and Agree!! x 2
  4. Ringel05
    Offline

    Ringel05 Diamond Member

    Joined:
    Aug 5, 2009
    Messages:
    50,957
    Thanks Received:
    9,617
    Trophy Points:
    2,030
    Location:
    MIB West
    Ratings:
    +28,895
    What does Man need?

    Sex, food, sleep, beer. Not necessarily in that order.
     
    • Thank You! Thank You! x 1
  5. Moonglow
    Offline

    Moonglow Diamond Member

    Joined:
    Jun 27, 2011
    Messages:
    122,334
    Thanks Received:
    10,893
    Trophy Points:
    2,070
    Location:
    sw mizzouri
    Ratings:
    +51,748
    At least for fifteen minutes...
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
  6. Selivan
    Offline

    Selivan BANNED

    Joined:
    Jan 17, 2018
    Messages:
    1,463
    Thanks Received:
    140
    Trophy Points:
    65
    Location:
    USSR
    Ratings:
    +451
    Stupid American hamsters, as always, will cosset any topic ...
    I like it.
    You only work against yourself
    :04:
     
  7. Ringel05
    Offline

    Ringel05 Diamond Member

    Joined:
    Aug 5, 2009
    Messages:
    50,957
    Thanks Received:
    9,617
    Trophy Points:
    2,030
    Location:
    MIB West
    Ratings:
    +28,895
     
    • Agree Agree x 1
  8. JGalt
    Online

    JGalt Platinum Member

    Joined:
    Mar 9, 2011
    Messages:
    13,381
    Thanks Received:
    2,860
    Trophy Points:
    380
    Location:
    North
    Ratings:
    +19,147
    Man needs only three things...

     
  9. toobfreak
    Offline

    toobfreak Gold Member

    Joined:
    Apr 29, 2017
    Messages:
    10,929
    Thanks Received:
    2,083
    Trophy Points:
    290
    Ratings:
    +13,372
    I thought last week you said you were a Physicist?

    What does that translate to in Russian, you give enema physics to patients in sanatoriums to clean their bowels of fermented cabbage?

    Curious minds just want to know.
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
  10. harmonica
    Offline

    harmonica Gold Member

    Joined:
    Sep 1, 2017
    Messages:
    10,521
    Thanks Received:
    1,152
    Trophy Points:
    290
    Ratings:
    +5,640
    water/sex/sports
     

Share This Page