If there was another life after death, what would you want to do? In my next life I want to live my life backwards. Just think of the advantages ... You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being far too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension. Then when you start work you get a gold watch on your first day. You toil for forty years until you're too young to work. You prepare for sixth form college ... drink alcohol, party and attempt to bonk every member of the opposite sex you can. Then you go to Primary School ... you become a kid, you play and have no responsibilities. Next you become a baby and then ... you spend your last nine months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service and then ... You finish off as an orgasm! What a way to go!
I would like to be a tour bus driver, because I would get to go to all the interesting places for free, get paid, and a living stipend. I like driving, always have; enjoy different places; material culture and local history. Drive the bus! and go on the tour.