This is post number 5000 for me. I wondered if I should do something wise. Then I thought, why do something out of character? I haven't been wise for the last 4,999 posts. I wondered if I should do something smart. Then I thought, would anybody but me think it was smart? I wondered if I should flirt with Eve? Then I thought, I do that all the time, why squander my 5000th post on something I do all the time? I wondered if I should ask for rep? Then I thought, hell yes, but I should try and be subtle about it and pretend that's not what I'm doing. Then my sister started a thread, http://www.usmessageboard.com/the-flame-zone/84485-bring-back-bat-boy.html and I decided to change my avatar for post number 5000.