what atheists cry out during sex

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    I usually yell 'take it, bitch' or 'go get your sister'
     
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    so you're a virgin that has sex with your hand......
     
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    If sex makes you cry, you are not doing it right.
     
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    If sex makes you cry, it means you are doing it very right.:razz:
     
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    Darwin was right!
     
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    That is a female thing, men do not weep after good sex, they sleep.

    After they get up and make a great toasted sandwich.
     
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    Thirty minutes of begging is not foreplay.
     
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    see frogen....you are a fraud...if its done right...everyone sleeps
     
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    That depends on what time her husband is coming home. Sometimes a quick exit is necessary
     

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