~Weiner Groaners~

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    Now that Weiner has been exposed many people are calling him to step down.

    I know he will try to stand firm and erect during this stiff challenge, but I think

    His defense is pretty limp.

    His claim may be that he is being attacked because he hangs to the left, but it

    Is more about his pickle than his views.

    He should step aside before it gets too hard on him. After all, the boner he

    pulled certainly pricked a lot of people’s emotions



    Some new job ideas should he resign:

    Posing for Calvin Klein underwear

    Become one of the “Fruit of the Loom” guys (a banana would fit him well)

    He could also become a special advisor to the Underwear Bomber because he now certainly knows about huge explosions that can originate from your shorts.
     
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    Those are the wurst.
     
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    Penis envy at it's finest. :lol:
     
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    He will hold a press conference today at 2:pM ET to officially step down from his position. Will he HOLD this at a Weiner roast??? :eek:
     
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    I'm tellin' ya....These jokes just aren't cuttin' the mustard anymore! :D
     
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    I heard he will be demonstrating how to successfully model, FRIED onion rings....:lol:
     
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    The laughs are so easy. Has anyone really choked on a Weiner joke?
     

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