Warning! Reading this thread will make you gay!

[strollingbones]

how old are them naked farm animals?

 

[Ravi]

What if you are attracted to books that show lots of pictures of small naked farm animals????:

That makes you a West Virginian. *cough*

 

[Phoenix]

Wrong.

In order to make us gay, you would have had to include pornography in this post.

Therefore, I challenge you to turn me gay...you know what to do.

Ok, xotoxi - but this is the very last time I post the pic of me in my nightie. And may I add that it's only because you're so special that I'm posting it now.

































Are you gay yet?

 

[del]

i have this sudden urge to listen to show tunes.

We already know of your fondness for gladiators.

*swoon*

 

[manifold]

Way to go del, now toxic needs a cold shower.

 

[Bootneck]

Inwards?

Why do all of the Republicans murder the Queen's English?!?!?!?

Because Queens are gay.

 

[xotoxi]

i am still going for the hardwired thing...

but what amazes me....conservatives that concern themselves with the sexuality of cartoons

I'm bisexual now.

 

[xotoxi]

Wrong.

In order to make us gay, you would have had to include pornography in this post.

Therefore, I challenge you to turn me gay...you know what to do.

Ok, xotoxi - but this is the very last time I post the pic of me in my nightie. And may I add that it's only because you're so special that I'm posting it now.

Are you gay yet?

Yep. I'm fully gay now.

 

[xotoxi]

i have this sudden urge to listen to show tunes.

We already know of your fondness for gladiators.

*swoon*

That's what I'm talking about!!!

What a HOTTIE!!!

*DROOL* *SPOOGE*

 

[xotoxi]

Way to go del, now toxic needs a cold shower.

As long as it is a communal shower, I'm there!

 

[Phoenix]

Yep. I'm fully gay now.

Glad I could help.

 

[Bootneck]

Why do gay men have moustaches?

To hide the stretchmarks!

 

[Ravi]

Why do gay men have moustaches?

To hide the stretchmarks!

hmmm....I wonder if gay jokes or gay porn make people straight?

 

[manifold]

This reminds me of a guy I used to know that would ONLY watch lesbian porn. He always justified it by claiming that hetero-porn turned him off because it included cock. I always suspected he had some closet tendencies he was afraid to unleash.

 

[REVxERIK]

*reaches over and cops a feel of ravi's breastie*


it worked

Silly! It only seems to apply to boys. Boys that are attracted to girls are really gay!

uhmmm!?!

 

[VaYank5150]

In an infamous moment at the Values Voter Summit over the weekend, captured on video by Dave Weigel, Sen. Tom Coburn's (R-OK) chief of staff Michael Schwartz made the case against pornography. "All pornography is homosexual pornography," said Schwartz, quoting an ex-gay friend of his, "because all pornography turns your sexual drive inwards."
Schwartz then explained the side benefit of this finding -- that if boys know pornography will make them gay, they'll never touch it, taking advantage of what Schwartz sees as a natural homophobia. "And if you tell an 11-year-old boy about that, do you think he's going to want to get a copy of Playboy?" he said. "I'm pretty sure he'll lose interest. That's the last thing he wants!"

Coburn Aide: If Boys Knew Porn Will Turn Them Gay, They Won't Want Playboy | TPMDC

This IS another one of your sarcastic posts, right Ravi?? Nobody in their right mind, and certainly no one we put in power really thinks this way.....RIGHT?

 

[Ravi]

In an infamous moment at the Values Voter Summit over the weekend, captured on video by Dave Weigel, Sen. Tom Coburn's (R-OK) chief of staff Michael Schwartz made the case against pornography. "All pornography is homosexual pornography," said Schwartz, quoting an ex-gay friend of his, "because all pornography turns your sexual drive inwards."
Schwartz then explained the side benefit of this finding -- that if boys know pornography will make them gay, they'll never touch it, taking advantage of what Schwartz sees as a natural homophobia. "And if you tell an 11-year-old boy about that, do you think he's going to want to get a copy of Playboy?" he said. "I'm pretty sure he'll lose interest. That's the last thing he wants!"

Coburn Aide: If Boys Knew Porn Will Turn Them Gay, They Won't Want Playboy | TPMDC

This IS another one of your sarcastic posts, right Ravi?? Nobody in their right mind, and certainly no one we put in power really thinks this way.....RIGHT?

No, it's true. See the link? When I'm being silly I don't link to anything.

 

[VaYank5150]

Coburn Aide: If Boys Knew Porn Will Turn Them Gay, They Won't Want Playboy | TPMDC

This IS another one of your sarcastic posts, right Ravi?? Nobody in their right mind, and certainly no one we put in power really thinks this way.....RIGHT?

No, it's true. See the link? When I'm being silly I don't link to anything.

So.....WHY are people like this elected into public office? Unless their constituents actually believe this crap????

 

[Ravi]

This IS another one of your sarcastic posts, right Ravi?? Nobody in their right mind, and certainly no one we put in power really thinks this way.....RIGHT?

No, it's true. See the link? When I'm being silly I don't link to anything.

So.....WHY are people like this elected into public office? Unless their constituents actually believe this crap????

He's only an aide (czar), but yes I do believe their constituents believe this crap. They are afraid of teh gay.

 

[VaYank5150]

No, it's true. See the link? When I'm being silly I don't link to anything.

So.....WHY are people like this elected into public office? Unless their constituents actually believe this crap????

He's only an aide (czar), but yes I do believe their constituents believe this crap. They are afraid of teh gay.

Don't get me wrong, I have my homophobic moments too, but at least I can admit it, and not roll it into some bullshit story about pornography????