Very sick parody

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    At this time of the year, most networks began working on their "tributes" to the events that had taken place during the year.

    I am a fan of song parodies. You know what that means...? :dev1:

    On my web site this weekend, I challenged anyone to come up with the sickest parady of a song, so long as the theme of it came from this year's headlines. Here's this week's winner.

    Singing Nancy Sinatra's "Bang, Bang", here's "CRZYGIRL" singing "Wham, Bam"



    I remember him, he was six foot six
    I had a rep for sucking dicks
    I wanted to fuck him just for kicks
    He was hurt, so he needed a fix…

    Wham, Bam! He took me down
    Wham, Bam! I swallowed it down
    Wham, Bam! He then left town
    Wham, Bam! My Kobe shot me down

    I was in the room when things went wrong
    He’d pounced on me like he’s King Kong
    He wanted to put it where it didn’t belong
    I said I can’t; your slong’s too long

    Wham, Bam! He took me down
    Wham, Bam! I swallowed it down
    Wham, Bam! He then left town
    Wham, Bam! My Kobe shot me down

    I wanted him to be my man
    Instead he took off and ran
    I tried to use rape as my plan
    But they found the sperm of the other man…

    Now that my secret’s out
    I’d dropped the charges and settled out
    My Kobe left and I don’t know why
    Who cares, I have millions; why should I cry…

    Wham, Bam! He took me down
    Wham, Bam! I swallowed it down
    Wham, Bam! He then left town
    Wham, Bam! My Kobe shot me down
     
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    This one was sent anonymously because that's my policy. All I can tell you is that this person is from Santa Monica, CA. I couldn't resist it because somehow, this person manage to put Bob Segar and Martha Stewart together.

    With that being said, Here's "anonymous" singing "My Kitchen Robe Again"

    (Sax beginning)

    I'd never thought I'll be convicted of being caught in a lie
    After all I am a good woman, who could bake a killer pie
    Although I am now in jail, I choose not to cry

    It started some years ago, a friend gave me a tip
    I'd bail out my stock quickly, and gave all of them the slip
    But my friend had betrayed me and sent me on this trip.


    Now, here I am... My kitchen robe again
    There I am... Feeding women with rage
    There I go... Decorating their pig pins
    I'm Martha Stewart...Turn the page


    When I was first indicted... my confidence grew real quick
    The only jury that could convict me... could only be of pricks
    But I'd realize that this New York... And I started to get sick

    When the case was said and done.. All I could do was sit and wait
    While the jury was in their room, taking time to deliberate
    When they came out and said GUILTY, I knew it was out of hate


    Now, here I am... My kitchen robe again
    There I am... Feeding women with rage
    There I go... Decorating their pig pins
    I'm Martha Stewart...Turn the page


    When my sentence is complete, I will leave with a sense of glee
    for I'd converted these savage women, into cooking and potpourri
    When the cage slam for the last time, those women will all miss me...

    (sax)

    I've already receive proposals, from businesses of high class
    Who want me to host their shows, and be amongst their brass
    So to all that hated me, you can kiss my properly attired ass!

    Now, here I am... My kitchen robe again
    There I am... Feeding women with rage
    There I go... Decorating their pig pins
    I'm Martha Stewart...Turn the page

    Now, here I am... My kitchen robe again
    There I am... Feeding women with rage
    There I go... Decorating their pig pins
    There I Go, there I Go!
     
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    Before the feds started watching Kazaa, my hubby pulled one off that is to the tune of Oh Suzanna, but changed to be more patriotic...

    We come from Alabama
    But we're in Afghanistan
    Navy Seals and Green Berets,
    huntin' for a man...

    They say he has a bearded face,
    a diarper on his head.
    I heard we won't be comin' home,
    until that fucker's dead.

    Oh Bin Laden,
    Oh don't you die to quick
    I've come to fuck your fanny
    with some anthrax on my dick

    When the Saud is finally captured,
    let's not cut off his dork...
    Just handcuff both his testicles
    and drag 'em to New York

    There we'll contact firemen
    turn on a powerhose
    screw it to his sphincter
    til the shit comes out his nose!

    Oh Bin Laden,
    Oh don't you die to quick
    I've come to fuck your fanny
    with some anthrax on my dick

    We realize that prison food
    will probably give him gas
    So instead let's launch a bunker bomb
    up his fucking ass!

    Goodbye asshole,
    you fucking make me gag
    you're like 10 pounds of camel shit,
    in a nine pound bag
     

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