Two Women Talking

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    Two Middle East mothers are sitting in the cafe chatting over a
    pint of goat's milk.

    The older of the mothers pulls her bag out and starts flipping
    through pictures and they start reminiscing.

    "This is my oldest son Mohammed. He's 24 years old now."

    "Yes, I remember him as a baby," says the other mother cheerfully.

    "He's a martyr now though," mum confides.

    "Oh, so sad dear," says the other.

    "And this is my second son, Khalid. He's 21."

    "Oh, I remember him," says the other happily, "he had such curly
    hair when he was born."
    "He's a martyr too," says mum quietly.

    "Oh gracious me " says the other.

    "And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He's
    18," she whispers.

    "Yes," says the friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first
    started school."

    "He's a martyr also," says mum, with tears in her eyes.

    After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks
    wistfully at the photographs and says..

    "They blow up so fast, don't they?"
     
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    You just insulted Muslims... :eek:

    :lol:
     
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    Don't be silly. Muslims never get offended!
     
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    Do you have any other good jokes involving Islam? I've heard that one.
     
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    Two women on jihad go to a camping shop to buy knapsacks. One picks out a rather fashionable number. Sliding her arms through the straps to try it for size, looks over her back into the mirror and says to her friend, "Does my bomb look big in this?"
     
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    :lol: Haven't heard that one!

    I found some great Muslim jokes here:

    Muslim Humor - Muslim Jokes from Planck's Constant

    Q. How many muslims does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
    A. What's toilet paper?

    Q. What do you say to a Muslim with his arm all the way up a camel's rump?
    A. "Having car trouble?"
     
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    Beware of the Ayatollah's Shit List!

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    *delicately wipes spit water off the computer screen*

    :lol:
     
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    get that veil back on .. woman !!
     
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    Sorry.

    I used it to wipe off the computer screen.
     

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