Two lies... and a Truth.

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    I'm stealing somebody's idea of a great post, and giving it a little twist. This time, two lies and a truth. This time you have to guess the truth. I think this might be rather interesting and great fun. I'll start this show.

    (1) I once lost a $5.00 bet when somebody proved to me that you could put a gallon of water into a condom if you filled it real slow.

    (2) I have spent the night at Camp David.

    (3) I have driven a Top Fuel Dragster over 300 mph.
     
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    #1 is true.


    1. I have driven a Cadillac.

    2. I have gone wee wee in a judge's bathroom.

    3. I have had a Rootie Tootie Fresh and Fruity breakfast.
     
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    This is a tough one to figure out. Because you are such a classy person, I'm pretty sure you have driven a Cadillac before. Took a leak in a judge's bathroom? It could happen. A Rootie Tootie Fresh and Fruity breakfast wouldn't be entirely out of the question. I'm going to take a shot in the dark and say you've never driven a Cadillac.

    BTW, My number 1 is the true statement. I did loose a $5.00 bet when a friend of mine was able to put a gallon of water into a condom without it bursting. I have never spent the night at Camp David but when I was in the Navy, I had a close friend who was also a Chief Hospital Corpsman and he was once stationed at Camp David. Driving a top fuel dragster over 300 mph? Only in my dreams... Only in my dreams.
     
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    Two are a lie, one is the truth. Which one is true?
     
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    I think Number 1 and Number 3 are lies. Number two is the truth.
     
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    1) I had sex with three different girls at a party when I was 20.
    2) My best friend died in front of me in a car accident caused by a drunk driver.
    3) I own 11 cars
     
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    #2 is the truth. I am sorry to hear that, too, Iam.
     
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    1. One of my grands was Polynesian.

    2. I gave up a baby for adoption when I was 16.

    3. I have shaken hands with Jeb! Bush.
     
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    Aye, it was a long time ago...man...29 years ago.
    I still occasionally dream about it.
     
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