Trump's slurred speech tied to low battery in Putin's remote

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    My initial suspicion confirmed! :D

    WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J.Trump slurred his speech during his announcement about Jerusalem on Wednesday because of “low-battery issues” with Vladimir Putin’s remote, the White House said on Friday.

    Speaking to the White House press corps, the press secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, said that Trump’s slurred speech was “a case of what happens when President Putin doesn’t change the batteries in his remote frequently enough.”

    “President Trump makes public appearances several times a day,” Sanders said. “In the course of those appearances, President Putin’s remote can drain its battery very quickly.”

    Calling Putin’s remote-control operation of Trump “far from glitch-free,” Sanders said that there have also been problems with the Russian leader’s attempts to control Trump’s thumbs when he tweets in the early-morning hours.

    “Sometimes President Putin has tried to operate President Trump’s thumbs and there has been the same low-battery issue,” she said. “This has resulted in random capital letters, misspellings, and, in some cases, gibberish.”

    Sanders scolded the press for speculating that Trump’s slurred speech was the result of problems with dentures or his brain. “We are working with tech support to resolve the issue,” she said.​

    Trump’s Slurred Speech Tied to Low Battery in Putin’s Remote

     
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    As good a reason as any for his aberrant behavior.
     
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    Yo, just another Socialist Democrat Agenda, Brain-Wash the Dummies in La-La-Land!!!

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    I thought perhaps he caught something from Pelosi when she visited the Whitehouse.
     
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